All genres of suspense, terror, and horror will be reviewed by Richard Gary. His address to send preview copies supplied upon request to rbf55@msn.com.
You’ll see Couto’s
name crop up a couple of times in these reviews. Taking the trope of a
babysitting job gone bad, Couto moves it in an interesting Holiday direction.
The babysitter (perky Julia Gomez) gets a last minute gig thanks to a friend being
sick (Alia Gabrielle Eckhardt). The house is owned by some holiday fanatics
(including Erin R. Ryan) and everything is a-glitter, but as Julia’s character
states, “One of these things is not like the other.” Creepiness ensues until
the last gotcha second. Both Gomez and Eckhardt were in Couto’s feature Amityville:
No Escape (in both cases, it’s a never the train shall meet situation
for these two actors; the review can be found on this blog), but the film plays
out well. And it’s always good to see Ryan, even if it’s for a brief cameo
role. This is a fun story with a couple of good jump scares.
Full film HERE:
Humbug
Directed by Justin Lee and Matt Thiesen
Glorious Internet /
SiniSisters Productions
6:58 minutes, 2016
This is a dark comedy that I can, on some level, relate. A horror film
loving Seasonal skeptic (Jessee Foudray) is a goth who has no problem self-cutting
for her art. Her neighbor (Milly Sanders, who also wrote the screenplay), on
the other hand is as wholesome as, well, the Christmas season… to a point. When
Ms. Goth goes over to complain about the loud and cheerful Carols coming
through the wall, things turn humorously dark in a way that made me laugh. The
part I identify with is the “humbug” mentality (I have nothing against
Christmas, but I detest the greedy Xmas Season). And yet, this non-rosy cheer
made me smile. Parts of this came as a surprise, though the very end – albeit perfect
for the story – is not hard to figure out, and yet still enjoy.
Full film HERE:
I’ll Be Alone for Christmas
Directed by Ryan Shovey
Carpenter Hill Productions
6:57 minutes, 2015
There is almost no spoken
dialogue in the film, though we get to see the messages a woman (Victoria
Reynoso) types into the social media sphere via her cell phone, and the
responses. She’s all alone on Christmas, except for said phone and a bottle of
wine (man, there is a lot of drinking in Xmas films). She’s “lonely AF” as she
tells her friend, and she even tries to make a hook up on “Tinder.” But something
mysterious is willing to share her Holiday with her, and you know it’s not
going to end well. It’s beautifully shot in widescreen, making the character’s
loneliness and feeling of isolation seem even more palpable. The last shot is a
bit of an overused trope, but the entirety of the story is dark and creepy, for
which the Xmas Spirit is intended (in my world).
Full film HERE:
Stirring
Directed by Henrique Couto
New Dynamic
3:41 minutes, 2018
This film is short and sweet. Joni Durian is a woman on her own who buys
a tree from a lot. But there is more – err – stirring than even a mouse. This
is a mostly non-verbal, one human show, but Durian carries it all the way. The
film lends itself a bit to the first Creepshow (1982) in both lighting and certain shots (I’m thinking of one of the more
infamous segments in particular). As I said, this is the second short of Couto’s
to show up here, and yes, I am a fan, but I did not seek it out, I just searched
“Christmas Horror Shorts” and two of his came up. In the words of Ed Grimley, I
feel like I’ve gone down on Christmas morning and found an entire fort, you
know.” There are no really big surprises here, but it’s fun. And Durian is
always enjoyable to watch as she has such an expressive face. Who needs dialogue?
If you are like me,
Halloween is in your heart no matter what the time of year. While the film is
dated for the last day of October, even in the deep of the Xmas season, horror
will prevail.
Malvolia: The Queen of Screams
It’s nice to cozy up
to the player and watch an anthology film as the snow flies and the temps drop.
This particular comp of shorts deal with that hap-happiest time of the year,
when the pumpkins are showing, and ghosts will be roving all filled with good
scares. Okay, I’m getting away with myself.
The wraparound story,
which is only briefly at the beginning and the end, is presented by real web
horror hostess Malvolia: the Queen of Screams (Jennifer Nagle) with her “Malvolia’s
Halloween Monster Marathon.” Warning, cleavage abounds.
The first story is “The
Old Hag,” directed by Justin M. Seaman,which
is based on the Urban Legend that mixes the horror of an old crone out to steal
your life essence, and the psychology of Night Paralysis, where you are unable
to move in the middle of the night, even though you are conscious of what is
happening around you. For this tale of nocturnal terror, two newbie filmmakers
are commissioned to make a commercial for Montgomery Mansion, a great gothic Bed
& Breakfast whose address could be 1313 Mockingbird Lane – I want to live
there. The first hint that something is amiss is when the owner informs our two
unsuspecting guys that locals refer to it as “the gingerbread house.” Soon, one
of them starts seeing things, such as an old woman in white, that the others do
not. There are some really decent jump scares here and there, and also a
healthy sense of dark humor throughout. You’ll know the outcome, but the ride
there and the aftermath is worth waiting to see.
Next up is “Trespassers,”
directed by Zane Hershberger,which
mixes a couple of different genres in ways that I did not expect (bonus!). A
couple are out on their first date on, yes, Halloween. After a horror film at a
local cinema, she aggressively decides what’s next. He’s as nerdy as she is
outrageous, as is posited by her blue hair (shades of 1986’s Something Wild).
She takes him to a deserted farm where a family in the 1950s came to a bloody
end, and there is a scarecrow left behind. Our girl decides to figure out – as the
Cramps sang about so long ago – what’s behind the mask. We are presented mysterious
shadows and a conclusion that you may not see coming, though I have to say that
this couple has zero chemistry and obviously could never last, as if that were an
option. There is an added element at the end was worth the wait. There is also
a nice nod to George A. Romero in one of the names, but I ain’t a-gonna tell
ya, because it would ruin the surprise.
The third story, by John Holt,is “Killing the Dance,” a throwback
to 1980s slashers that, if I read the signs right, actually takes place at that
time. A young woman is given care of her young nephew on her last day at work
at a roller disco (what a senseless fad that rightfully disappeared pretty damn
quick). She’s in the process of breaking up with her douche of a boyfriend
though he doesn’t know it yet, and now someone has brought a razor onto the
disco floor. This short is very stylistically shot, with lots of literal smoke
and literary mirrors. It’s not hard to tell who the killer is about halfway
through, and yet there are some aspects the viewer may not see ahead of time. I
wish the ending was explained a bit more (I’ll give no more detail than that),
but it’s conclusion is brutal and abrupt. It’s fun, but at times intentionally
silly in the way slashers could be in the ‘80s.
Then there’s Brett DeJager’s“The Halloween Blizzard of 1991.” It’s
the strangest so far of all the stories and so different than the others. While
taking place on Halloween, there is also a Christmas element to it that is
beyond creepy. There’s evil elfin children trick or treating, Santa himself making
an appearance, and some nice slice-and-dice to add it all up. I didn’t know
what the fuck was going on half the time, but enjoyed it nonetheless; go
figure. The acting in this one is wooden at best, and the visual tone is filtered
towards ecru and almost looks like it was shot in 1991 with a VHS. It’s
successful in many ways, even if I’m scratching my head about some aspects. It
almost seems like the revenge of 12/25 over the popularity of 10/31.
“The Samhain Slasher” by Rocky Gray is up for
the last short. It’s a bit of a mash-up, but the main focus is on said slasher,
out to release some red on… do I need to say it at this point? There is a bit
of possession, Ouija spiritualism, dream sequences and so much more thrown in
if a guy (guys?) with a machete roaming around a-hackin’ and a-slashin’ isn’t
enough for you. Gray has a nice way of telling a tale; because there are so
many variations going on, it makes sense that scenes would sway into others,
rather than the standard cut of shot to shot. The gore is prolific and looks good,
though not overly done, and the different genres definitely keep the viewer off
one’s feet of expectations. A really good short.
There are no extras and there is a truly
annoying synth soundtrack that runs throughout most of these, but the stories
are well written and shot, and that is the meat of the matter, innit? Each of
the shorts is about the same length, so that divides the time quite well, and
it’s also time worth spent.
During the latter
hey-day of the VHS glut of rushed cinema, when original ideas were starting to
drain off, a theme developed of adding as much as possible into a single film,
to appeal to the widest spectrum of the fan-base (the demographic usually being
adolescent-to-mid-20s aged males). This film is a fine example of let’s
throw the spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks.
For this film, all
that’s needed is some concentration by him and the students, because as the
professor says, the evil is present in the house itself (again, a theme in TheHaunting and Hell House). It isn’t long before spookies come
a-callin’. He warns them that, “It has the
power to instill paranoia… I want you all to watch each other very closely for
irrational behavior.” One of the students shockingly replies, “Are you saying
we may not be able to trust each other?” Yeah, this is directly out of John
Carpenter’s The Thing (1982); there may not be shift-changing per se,
but the entity supposedly produces hallucinations, so it amounts to the same
“who can you trust” vibe. It apparently feeds off fear (too numerous references
to mention, including the recent IT two-parter).
Elizabeth Kaitan
When we first meet the four students in the
lab, they are using a sensory deprivation tank (that has a glass window!) to
see if they can dream their own deaths. This is a nice way to get some wet and
see-through tee-shirts into the picture (again, demographics). Not that I’m
complaining, mind you. The scholars are the cool kid – you can tell by the
salmon-colored shirt – Jack (Clayton Rohner), the nice girl, Donna (1980’s
scream queen Elizabeth Kaitan), the over-confident assistant/suck-up to the
professor, Bill (Arthur Cybulski), and the lusty Kim (the lovely and toothsome
Alisha Das). Joining the mix to drive them to the farm is the aggressively macho
and toxic masculinity-filled Dean (Brian Thompson), who Bugs Bunny might have posited
being “obviously a barbell boy.”
Seance
Before long, cheesy (though then quite
state-of-the-art) ectoplasm snakes are threading through the air and aliens are
using bodies to propagate bugs (American cockroaches, aka waterbugs… the
smaller versions are German cockroaches, but I digress…). This truly is a mixed
bag of genres.
Speaking of effects, while there are some
proto-digital SFX (e.g., physically drawn on the original negatives), there is
also quite a decent collection of practical gore set pieces, such as loss of
body parts and the pulsating alien insect larvae on the bodies). For its timeframe
and budget, there definitely is relatively a number of unexpected “wet” spots
as far as slime and blood are concerned.
Brian Thompson
You can always tell when (an?) (the?) entity
is around because of the green light that is employed by the filmmakers, be it
on a dog, a person, a car, whatever is available to move the story along and
produce a body count.
The acting is rather good here, albeit
sometimes a bit over the top. And speaking of tops, there is a very nice solo
sex scene induced by the demon spirit [The Entity, 1982; Trick or
Treat, 1986]; once again as a reminder, demographics.
There are a few digital extras on the disc,
such as the 4K digital transfer, Unearthed Films trailers (all of which have
been reviewed on this blog!), and a full-length commentary by soft-spoken producer
Paul White and Unearthed chairperson Stephen Biro. Biro does well keeping White
answering questions, despite some gaps of silence. White is occasionally hard
to hear (turn up that volume, kids!), and he even acknowledges that more than
once, but most of what he says is relevant to the film, so it’s worth a listen.
...Because this is how all Graduate Students dress
The two non-digital extras are a “Limited
Edition alternative slipcover” (for the Blu-ray), and a really nice multi-paged
glossy booklet about the film, cast and director, with color pictures.
Despite the reasoning at the end, this film is
definitely a lot of fun, even though it suffers a bit from not being able to
make up its mind about a direction. Still, I enjoyed it quite a bit, as it
brought back memories of that time period when VHS was king, there was a video
store on what seemed like every corner, and there was so much from which to
choose.
Oh, did I mention there are also flesh-eating zombies
thrown into the mix …?
Waynesville,
OH, where this was shot, is a far cry from the Long Island-based Amityville, NY
(approximately 666 miles away, actually), where the original Amityville
novel and film took place. I’ve been through Amityville any number of times,
usually along the Sunrise Highway or Merrick Avenue (Route 27A), and it’s
remarkably suburban. Its parks are completely manicured and filled with
baseball diamonds. Quite boring, actually.
The Amityville
of this story, however, is on the edge of a deep, dark woods, opening up the
possibility of a found footage wonderland filled with mystery, spirits and
evil. This concept is way more fun than its reality, even though as with most found
footage this is supposedly “based on the real tapes,” so let’s stick with this
one, whatcha say?
Josh Miller and Joni Durian
Actually, the mild
contrast of the reality of the Atlantic oceanside community with close neighbors
and the fictional woods-based town is quite amusing, as there are wild animals
and people with shotguns walking around in the No Escape version.
But there are
also added juxtapositions within the story itself that enhance the mood and
breaks up the walking-in-the-woods-by-camera-light syndrome. The timeframe is split
into two groups. The first is of a woman, Lina (Julia Gomez) who moves into the
house, and is preparing to send a VHS diary to her husband who is overseas
in the military. She starts off perky, and as events occur that are straight
out of Poltergeist (1982) and the Paranormal franchise, she gets
affected by the strange goings on. If you can get past her annoying constant verbal
“ummm” type ticks, her scenes are pretty effective.
Michael William Ralston and Alia Gabrielle Eckhardt
The other
segment take place in the “now” (2016) as a group of friends decide to do a
project to record themselves to see what “scares” them. And where better than
Amityville; though a meta comment by a one character is essentially the
confusion of why go there when there are haunted houses where they are. The
core of the group is George (Josh Miller), who has “daddy issues,” his lovely
and adoring girlfriend Sarah (Joni Durian), his snarky sister Elizabeth
(Allison Egan), their vegan New Age pal Lisa (Alia Gabrielle Eckhardt, who also
did the make-up FX), and the bearded pervy camera guy, Simon (Michael William
Ralston).
Another flip
is that the Lina sections are nearly all inside the house (with an occasional
bit in the backyard), and the group is almost always in the woods except for a The
Blair Witch Project (1999) moment indoors the supposed house. This is all
very clever writing to not only break up the way the found footage is
presented, but to be both claustrophobic and yet… not.
Allison Egan (right)
Is the film
scary? Well, I think creepy is a better way of putting it. A spooky child that
tends to appear and disappear is a nice way of playing with that, though I
would have liked some kind of back story about her (i.e., I don’t remember her
from the original Amityville story, though I do remember the pig face in
the window).
There is no
gore, but a nice amount of blood, and a surprising quantity of female nudity.
I’m not complaining, mind you. One of the good things is that most of the
effects are practical and make-up based.
The acting is well
done, and a lot comes across as natural, even if a character is annoying, which
is a bonus. For example, Miller’s “George” is often a demanding dick, which is
polar opposite of the pathetic schlub he played so well in Couto’s 2016 comedy Nothing
Good Ever Happens. Same with Durian, who is super-hyper in Couto’s 2019 Ouija Room, but here is more subtle and subdued (mostly). Even Gomez, with her “umm”
tic, shows a range well, going from giddiness to abject fear.
Much of the
cast is part of a collective in the Dayton area that shows up often in both Couto
films and that of Dustin Mills, though some of the obvious usual actors seem to
be missing here (who were probably busy with Mills). But that’s okay, since
everyone did well.
Julia Gomez
While I won’t
give away the ending (never do), there is an interesting twist that’s a bit of
a head scratcher and a conversation starter for the viewer(s) that I respect.
Getting back
to the use of the found footage trope, what I liked about this film more than most
others in the sub-genre is that while people may be walking in the woods with
camera lights (how do they keep their batteries charged?), there is little running
through the dark, which I find really annoying. Walking isn’t as bad on the
eyes and stomach.
The copy of
this film I reviewed was an online screener, but it is now available in
Blu-ray.
Despite being
very prolific and genre-jumping, Couto has once again shown that he knows his
way around a film, and I look forward to seeing more of his output. And check
out his numerous podcasts, which can be found linked on his Facebook page.
As promised in an earlier blog, here are a couple more of Creep Creepersin’s indie, shot-on-digicam full-length releases. He is fast becoming one of my favorite DIY directors, showing an artistic side to his releases. The reason I put these two reviews together is for a number of reasons: they both co-star Ariauna Albright (who RBF met in the early 1990s at a Chiller Theatre show in Rutherford, NJ) and Creep, himself, is the main actor. In both, they are unnamed. These are more psychological in nature than most of Creep’s works, and if fact, Peeping Blog could easily be considered as he’s sequel.
”…and drop a smile passing in the hall But there’s no laughs left ‘cause we laughed them all And we laughed them all in a very short time…” - Paul Simon
“You oughta scratch from the human race You are a waste of a name A waste of time and a waste of space You’ve only one claim to fame: I don’t like you.” - Stiff Little Fingers
For the opening of the “Making Of” short, director (etc.) Creep Creepersin states, “I don’t remember really writing it or doing it; I just remember we decided we were going to make a movie, and we made the movie.” From the detail given by him during the commentary, however, that is obviously not the case, but rather is Creep playing mind games in a film full of mental questions.
This is the third film of Creepersin’s I’ve seen in a row. While it’s one of his early full-length efforts, it’s also among his best. he is a tight psychological drama about an unnamed man and his ever increasing descent into mental illness.
When we first meet “he” (as the character is listed in the credits; apparently it is always lower case), played by Creepersin himself, he’s just gotten out of bed as we watch him bring his very crunchy feet into the shower, while still wearing his glasses. This is to symbolize, I’m assuming, his tenuous connection to what’s really going on in the world though he does his best to see it.
His long-suffering wife (listed in the credits as “the wife”), both touchingly and scarily played by scream queen Ariauna Albright, comes to the bathroom door in a thick leopard print robe open over a black, cleavage-exposing bra that she wears for most of the film. She is obviously unhappy and dour in her life, especially the one she shares with him. Wait, is that a kitchen knife in her hands?
As the credits roll over yet another Creepersin breakfast eating scene (is he obsessed with this meal and tooth brushing, or what?), we start to see how the cracks in the relationship are imbedded, as he obliviously drinks his coffee with long, loud slurps, and mashes the food into his mouth. Not a turn-on for her (or us), as we watch her winch at every sound and action. We also shortly learn that she wants a baby, and holds him responsible for her lack of progeny (despite neither having ever been tested). It becomes explicitly clear quite quickly that they both are having psychological problems. It almost seems like she has a form of severe depression, or PTSD.
After believing the wife has a kitchen knife early on, it become increasingly clear that he’s becoming delusional. For example, after being out of work for an undisclosed period of time (though the impression is it’s been quite the while), he receives a letter that to him says “Proceed,” in big, handwritten letters, but when she reads the same paper (i.e., the real world), it’s a job offer. The viewer gets the distinct impression that he is not exactly excited about it.
Along with these little bits of weirdness, he starts envisioning a hit man (Matt Turek) after him, (supposedly hired by his wife who, as we see, gets the idea from doing crossword puzzles; question is, is the puzzle his delusion, or hers?), two business men who hide in the house, a silent watcher with a thick head scarf over her face, a radio dj that talks directly to him in his car, and a couple of times he even sees himself laughing at him and taking physical control of a situation. His most frequent vision is a woman (Malina Germanova) who speaks only in Russian (with English subtitles, but he understands her and answers in English) and will only answer questions, between demanding he run out and buy her cigarettes. It is during this exchange that the viewer starts to realize the extent of his damage, as he keeps pleadingly asking her, “What am I supposed to do?” And then, of course, he’s convinced he’s being watched, in one of the few funny dialog moments that leads into a tense scene.
There are goofy moments here and there that could easily be snipped, such as he singing a nonsensical vagina-referenced song during an extended, unedited close-up shot of him driving for those cigarettes. This reminds me of a similar shot of the Doug character in Ding Dong Dead; it’s definitely the same car, too, by the “grey” alien figurehead on the dashboard.
Speaking of Creepersin-isms, there are some stylistic choices that are reminiscent of his excellent Frankenstein film here, such as someone talking another language with subtitles (in F, it was the voice played backwards) or just nonsense (as an open box does here) without any reference, but in both cases, the protagonist understanding and responding normally. I actually like this gimmick, but hope he doesn’t overdo it in the future. And as for the filming itself, Gary Griffith does an outstanding job of cinematography (or as it is put in the credits here, “shot, edit and manipulation”).
Creepersin does well to elicit the right emotions from the audience, and though he does a bit of scenery chewing here and there, his inexperience as an actor works for him as the clueless and frightened “he.” Albright absolutely shines as his long-suffering wife, her own anger and resentment usually held just below the surface. Despite the minimal dialog through the film, she is clear in her state of anxiety through her face and body motions. She really should be doing larger films (this being said though this is sadly the first of her in action I’ve seen, despite her long list of indie horror flicks).
There is an interesting 13.5 minute short on the “making of,” with Creep, Turek, and Griffith, who tell anecdotes of the filming. But the most attention-grabbing for me, in a bemused way, was how both Turek and Griffith say Creep’s real name, which is overdubbed by Creep himself saying, in a deep and creaky voice, “Creeeeep.” Of course, it’s easy enough to lip read that they’re actually saying [CREEEEEP]. There are also trailers to some of Creep’s releases.
In the solo director’s commentary, Creep describes in loving detail how the house used for this shoot was not only his home at the time, with his wife/producer Nikki Wall (who also plays one of the voices, as she did in Frankenstein) and their kids, but it’s where he grew up in Cypress, California. The house was also used in Ding Dong Dead and Peeper Blog (they have since moved to Burbank). It takes place at Christmas time (or, as “the wife” insists in the film for an unexplained reason, Xmas), and actually was filmed in December 2008, after a three-week pre-production, yet the house is full of Creepersin’s family horror memorabilia, making it look more like Halloween; this isn’t a complaint, just an amused observation…heck, I’ve had my share of posters, imitation skulls and monster models on my shelves during my day.
Creep goes on to point out continuity errors that would most likely be missed, like while he’s standing outside observing his neighbor’s (real) Christm…Xmas decorations, comparing it to his own, the audience can see the silhouette of his son in the upstairs window watching the filming. I love the humanity of that kind of thing, when a director not only admits to the flaws in his own films, but actually embraces them, as he should. It was also brave of Creep to admit that, “Watching it was harder than making it.”
Peeping Blog Written and directed by Creep Creepersin MVD Visual, 75 minutes; 2011 www.creepersinfilms.com www.MVDvisual.com
Let me start off by congratulating Creep for this film winning a Jury Award at the 2010 Polly Staffle Grindhouse Fest (aka Pollygrind), in Las Vegas.
That being said, lets discuss the film…
Didja ever see the Family Guy where Peter wins the Golden Ticket and runs home, tripping on the sidewalk in front of his house, and he sits there for a good minute or two holding his knee in pain, going “Oooo, ahhh”? Well, if you found that tiresome, you may want to hesitate before viewing this. Personally, I found that particular scene hysterical, even after numerous viewings.
After a brief intro where the unnamed protagonist (whom I shall refer to as the Peeper) creates a stalker blog site online (looks like Blogger to me, home of this very review), we are introduced to a scene that is one continuous shot that lasts for nearly 20 minutes. Filmed on digicam in the Peeper’s car (from the alien head on the dashboard, it’s obviously Creep’s car in real life, which was also used in he and Ding Dong Dead mounted on the dashboard, it follows another car (probably also belonging to the Creepersin clan, judging by the pirate skull head decal on the back window; perhaps Nikki Wall’s?) into a mini-mall full of chain stores. We then sit and watch the stalker’s prey (I’ll call her the Peepee…er, let’s make that Peeped), played by Ariauna Albright. She stops into a shop (won’t say the name, only that it is probably a Seattle First-Nations’ word for “bitter coffee”) and we watch while she sits at an outside table as she drinks her cup and talks to someone outside the camera range (perhaps a real-life fan?). After finishing the drink, she walks back to her car and we follow her out of the lot. Through all this, the only sound is the Peeper’s breathing and some minor ambient noise filtering through the car window.
That is one of the cool aspects of this film, that all the audience gets to see and hear is what the Peeper sees and hears through the very camera he’s using to stalk (hey, saves on having a camera and sound crew, too; this must be one of his lowest budget efforts yet).
The next extended shot is of the Peeper cooking what looks like either a hot pocket or burrito in a nuker (aka microwave oven), and we watch him eat it in extreme close-up (lifting a home-made full-face mask to do so). Yes, once again, a Creeper film where we get to watch someone eat a meal by themselves. He’s consistent, I must say, though I’m grateful we don’t watch anyone brush his or her teeth again. The following shot is as the Peeper hides behind a coat rack and the Peeped walks into a very white-motifed living room. She also nukes her food and eats it alone, perhaps a commentary on their mutual loneliness? A lot of Creepersin’s characters are lonely, even when they are with someone (such as in he or Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein). It’s then that the audience becomes aware that the plate she is using has the same design as the one he used, and he’s inside her apartment. How he got there is unexplained, and why she can’t see him standing behind a coat rack even though she walks directly past it a number of times is, I guess, a suspension of disbelief. Meanwhile, he watches her sit on the couch in front of the television while eating. When she steps out of the room, he runs out to smell her knee-high boot, and then runs back to behind the coat rack.
After a phone call, the Peeped leaves and the masked Peeper walks around the apartment and into her bedroom, opening drawers, smelling intimate objects, and laying down on her bed. He’s in his usual spot when she arrives back, but she is not alone. Her sister (I’ll call her Sister, played by indie scream queen Elissa Dowling), who has just had a big fight with her boyfriend, is with her. Sister is invited to stay while the Peeped goes out to work.
When the Sister steps out for a ciggy-butt, the Peeper walks around the apartment, putting down the camera to smell the Sister’s jacket. And, of course, the Sister comes back sooner than the Peeper expects. At that moment, things pick up more than a notch. Also, this is the point where I stop describing the plot (didn’t think I’d tell ya the whole story now, didja?).
If I had to describe this film in single words, what comes to mind is “dreary” and “humorless.” In fact, this is the least pleasing Creepersin release I’ve seen to date. With minimal editing, dialog, or any pleasantry whatsoever, it is a difficult show to watch, and it is all one chapter on the DVD, so you cannot jump to another scene. While not torture porn per se, such as the Saw or Hostel films, the violence of misogyny, both internalized and acted upon, makes this more than uncomfortable and claustrophobic. By putting the audience inside the camera with him, we are equally peeping voyeurs as well. For this reason, I think this is my least favorite of Creepersin’s work that I’ve seen to date. I’m not saying it’s badly done, and cinema violence is not something that I’ve shied away from in the past, but I was prickly watching this to its conclusion. Perhaps that’s the point? If so, then it is effective, and therefore not a bad film, just uneasy.
During an interview on the extras, Creep comments that Ariauna wanted to do a project where she was victimized because during all the years of her making indie horror films, she’s never been in that situation. Apparently, there was no script (despite Ariauna wanting one) to Peeping Blog, all of the dialog being spontaneous. Creepersin also goes to great lengths to show that the mask worn by the Peeper is not the same one worn by the imaginary he in he. Making masks, by the way, is one of Creepersin’s hobbies, he explains in a different film’s commentary.
Other than the trailer, another bonus feature is a 21-minute behind the scenes – err – documentary? Ariauna and Elissa lounge around the living room between shooting, and Ariauna comments on the hardness of a dildo she is smacked with in the film by the Peeper. That takes up a couple of minutes, and the rest of it is a very shaky camera following Ariauna around a Ralph’s supermarket (she even looks directly into it and smiles at one point as she passes by). Most of the image, however, is of the shelves, the ceiling, or Creeper’s thumb over the lens. Not the most exciting footage. Then they both get into their respective cars, and we watch as Ariauna sits in hers for a while (well, actually, we get to see the back of her car; is that the sound of Creeper’s real impatience I hear during this?), and then takes off. While the camera follows her out of the lot, she makes a left and the car with the camera makes a right. We follow along a few blocks until we get to the house Creepersin grew up in, where they filmed both he and Ding Dong Dead.
While this feels like a one-day project from inception to completion, it is at the least effective, even though I was turned off by the ending. And yet, I still look forward to more work by Creepersin.
