Thursday, July 23, 2020

In Conversation with Director Richard Griffin


In Conversation with Director Richard Griffin
Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet

If you have read this blog, you know I’m a fan of Rhode Island-based indie director, Richard Griffin. His love of cinema in general has greatly influenced the plethora of genres he has covered, including comedies, horror, Shakespeare-sourced and pangender sex. Many of his 35-plus releases will be discussed below.

Over the years, we have corresponded about his films and cinema in general via Instant Messaging. We have a lot in common including a love of Italian arty and horror, the Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, and even Bugs Bunny. While we have never met face-to-face, I have no doubt we would be good friends. Below is a list of questions I sent to Richard, and his responses that were returned.


Indie Horror Films: Let’s start with an oft-asked first question: if there was one film you saw in your youth that made you say, “I want to do that”? If so, which one was it and why?
Richard Griffin: It’s strange, because I cannot think of one single movie in particular that made me want to make movies. My father was, and still is, a complete and utter film lover, and would take me to see all types of movies, from great Hollywood fare to foreign art-house cinema. My mother really gave me my love of horror films. My father grew up in abject poverty, and I think he had seen enough horror for a lifetime, so it was my mother that introduced me to horror cinema. I will say that seeing Wizards for the first time in 1977 really blew my mind when it came to movies. That was the year everyone was taken with Star Wars, but for me Wizards was a real turning point.

IHF: Your first feature was an update on Shakespeare’s infamously most violent and bloody play, Titus Andronicus (2000). That seems like an odd choice to start, with something that complicated. 

Richard: Titus Andronicus actually isn’t my first feature, not by a long shot. It is my first feature listed on the IMDb. My first feature was done in 1988, and was called The Death Card. All my early works, from 1987 to 2000, were shot on what would now be considered vintage cameras, and I consider them more to be sketches than anything else. But I must have, between 1987 and 2000, directed over 20 short films, and two features… none of them listed on the IMDb. As for why Titus Andronicus — I just love the story, and I think it’s a very underperformed, under-loved Shakespeare play. 

IHF: The film is not widely available. Will it ever be?
Richard: Honestly, I have no idea. First, I made the film for other people, and they own the rights. Secondly, it was shot pre-HD video… so I’m sure it looks rather “quaint” now. One of the major problems with movies that are not shot on actual film stock is that the technology ages extremely poorly. My early, early movies were shot on multiple extinct video formats like Super VHS, 3/4-inch tape, and Video8. Not only do they look basically unwatchable to today’s eyes, but also the tape stock degraded rapidly. I’m even noticing now that movies shot on the early HD formats around the mid-2000s look pretty bad. The technology just doesn’t really hold up compared to actual film stock.


IHF: The next few films were your training wheels, like Feeding the Masses (2004), Creature from the Hillbilly Lagoon (2005; aka Seepage!; reviewed HERE), Pretty Dead Things (2005) and Splatter Disco (2007), and yet all got some people noticing. How did it feel to start getting your fingers dirty on the way films are made, and building up a stable of regular actors?
Richard: Well, I only had one ambition at the time, and that was to make one film that would get wide distribution, and we did with Feeding the Masses. After that, it’s all about just having fun making movies. I started doing this stuff back in the early 80s, making Super 8mm films with friends. And I’ve never had the ambition or drive to work in Hollywood, or whatever. What I do is the film equivalent of that guy who sits in a park with his canvas, brushes and oils and does paintings of trees just for the pleasure of it. The things I did learn from making these early features was how to schedule a movie, and how to work with a crew. I was always so used to doing everything myself, and that took a bit of getting used to.


IHF: Things seem to have turned a corner and you started to hit a stride with Beyond the Dunwich Horror (2008) and Nun of That (2008; reviewed HERE). Did those films “feel different” in their creation than the previous ones? How?
Richard: With Dunwich and Nun of That, the real pleasure came from having a much longer shooting schedule than the other features. Dunwich was shot over eight months, and Nun of That, I believe four months. It was great just having the time to make sure everything was as perfect as it could be, considering how low the budgets were. We also were getting some truly amazing actors, who had a lot of faith in us and what we were doing. It stared to really feel like a nice little family at that point.


IHF: Around this time you really started to build a troupe of strong actors who would continue to appear in a number of your films, such as Sarah Nicklin, Michael Reed, and Ruth Sullivan, with Michael Thurber (founder and artistic director of the Theater Company of Rhode Island) joining shortly with The Disco Exorcist (2011; reviewed HERE). Did that make a difference in the way you approached your filmmaking?
Richard: Well, yes. We all became friends and would hang out between shooting days. These are also extremely professional actors, so it takes a lot of the load off of you as a director. They would come to the set prepared, know their lines and their characters, and just work and do some amazing performances. And because we were all friends to some extent, it made the set a lot lighter, which — of course — makes the work considerably more pleasurable.

IHF: You once referred to Nicklin as “your muse.” Why is that?
Richard: When you make a movie, the first thing you have to learn is that nobody will ever love the movie as much as you do. The crew, the cast, your audience. Nobody. So, you tend to want to gravitate towards people who will love it closely as much as you do. Who will share the same passion for the material. Sarah is that kind of person.

IHF: Nun of That got some really nice reviews and notices for you. It’s a film that I see mentioned when your name crops up in conversation. When you look back on the film today, what do you think of it?
Richard: I love it, but maybe for different reasons than the audience. I can never have the pleasure of seeing one of my movies as an actual movie. With Nun of That, I co-wrote it, edited it, and directed it. I know that film so inside and out, it stops being a movie. The pleasure of that movie comes from my memories of making it. I wrote it with my husband [Ted Marr – Ed.], so that was extremely wonderful. And everyone in the cast and crew just “Got it.” Nun of That was just a really nice ride.

IHF: The first film of yours that I saw and became aware of you was The Disco Exorcist. It was pretty sexually explicit (in a softcore way, gentle readers), reminiscent of some of the sexploitation films coming out of Europe in the 1970s, like The Devil’s Plaything (1973) . Were you thinking of these as an influence or as a homage for this film?
Richard: There really weren’t any influences with that movie. The idea popped into my head one day with a tagline before anything else, even before a title. It was “Michael Reed IS The Disco Exorcist,” and I cracked up laughing. In about five minutes, I had a rough plot, and then I told that idea to Tony Nunes, and he started writing the screenplay. The main thrust of that movie was though, “What if a porno movie had a really well-written screenplay and good actors”? Now, the movie isn’t pornographic, it’s all simulated, but that basic idea was the crux of why I wanted to make the movie.

IHF: While The Disco Exorcist is quite racy, it is all straight sex, and it that would be true for your work for a few years before you started more of a pan-sexual exploration of cinema. Did you see that coming at this point, or were you just tied to the story in this case?
Richard: Well, we’ve had gay characters pretty much since day one, in movies like Creature from the Hillbilly Lagoon and Pretty Dead Things. Why I started becoming more explicit about it was that I was watching a lot of LGBTQ+ films, and they seemed so tame. Like, it was okay to have a gay character, but you had to de-sexualize them to make them palatable to a mainstream audience. That’s the main reason I did Strapped for Danger

IHF: You have often stated that you don’t consider yourself a horror director, and certainly a chunk of your films are not, but starting with The Disco Exorcist, you presented a string of films that could be counted as horror, or at the very least thriller-themed. What is your thoughts on that?
Richard: Well, I just don’t like to be called a horror director, because it’s misleading. I’ve directed comedies, action films, science-fiction, and just straight-forward dramas. I just really don’t want to be put in a box in any aspect of my life.


IHF: The Disco Exorcist, a very broad comedy, was followed by the serious Exhumed (2011; reviewed HERE), brilliantly written by Guy Benoit, which I consider one of your strongest films; I often compare it to (a more successful) Woody Allen’s Interiors (1978), which again, is a departure from your straight-up horror and comedy to-date canon. How did it feel different making this kind of film?
Richard: The screenplay. The screenplay was the best written script I have ever read. And it was because of Guy’s screenplay that we were able to get people excited about the project. It wasn’t farcical like my films before it, but a truly brilliant screenplay full of complex characters and themes. It was one of the rare scripts that you read and it just jumps off the page. It presents itself. And everyone was 100 percent on board on that movie, because of the quality of that script. 


IHF: Murder University (2012; reviewed HERE) is a bit of a new chapter after the taste-change of Exhumed, returning a bit to a thriller of ritual murder with a dark humor to it. You added Samantha Acampora, Elyssa Baldassarri, and brothers Jesse Dufault and especially Jamie Dufault to your troupe, who would appear in your next string of features. What do you think they contributed to your art that made you want to keep them around (and I’m glad you did)? 
Richard: Once again, it’s finding actors that “get it.” I’m a difficult person to work with sometimes, because I can easily sense when actors are on a set for reasons other than just the movie, and that — to be honest — pisses me off. If you’re going to be there, be there for the movie. Don’t be in a movie because you think it’s going to be another notch on your resume, or you just want to kill time, or you want to fuck your co-star. When you do that, you’re just screwing over anyone on the set who actually cares about the project. And those actors gave a shit about what they were doing, and they were pros. 

IHF: A lot of your films are homages to styles of films you like (more on that later). What films influenced Murder University, which has a stunning surprise early on in the film?
Richard: You know, when you’ve seen as many movies as I have, they all just blur together into one big movie. When I approached Lenny Schwartz about doing the script, I just told him I wanted a slasher film set at a college in the ‘80s. But I don’t think we actually ever really talked about influences. It’s hard to say the movie is like ‘80s slasher films, because it’s so berserk. It has a musical number in it. I don’t think you’d see that in a movie like Final Exam or Graduation Day. It’s its own thing, regardless of genre conventions. 


IHF: You went even further on a limb with your next film, the weirdly titled (yet accurate) Frankenstein’s Hungry Dead (2013; reviewed HERE), which was originally titled Frankenstein’s Wax Museum of the Hungry Dead. First of all, why the name change?
Richard: The distributor wanted a shorter title. We weren’t forced to do it, but I agreed. 

IHF: Frankenstein’s Hungry Dead [FHD] was more of a return to the broad horror comedy. Do you approach doing a comedy differently than more serious ones like Exhumed
Richard: In one regard, yes. Because you want the performances to reflect the material. But even in an over the top movie like this one, I still wanted to make sure there wasn’t any real winking at the camera stuff, and I truly love the performances in that film. In many ways, Frankenstein’s Hungry Dead is almost a return to the Super 8 film I made with my friend when I was a kid. I love the energy of that little movie. 

IHF: You also do a lot of shorts of all different genres. In one of them, a mock trailer for They Stole the Pope’s Blood (2014; reviewed HERE) and in FHD, you mention the saved head of a famous historical person in both. Why twice?
Richard: Beats me! Probably from watching The Brain that Wouldn’t Die as a kid. There’s also the talking severed head of Hitler in a short film I directed called Mutants of the Apocalypse. Good lord only knows!  

IHF: FHD was quite the homage to director Jesse Franco. How was he influential on you, and why?
Richard: Jess Franco is a true cinematic artist who always stayed true to his vision and his obsessions. You know within five minutes of watching one of his films that he directed it, and you can’t say that about 99 percent of film directors. He also made his films with such passion. You can love or hate his films, but you can never say the man didn’t love making movies. 

IHF: FHD is also the first of your feature films that truly introduces a gay couple as major characters. Had you been biting the bit before this and found this as your chance (as it would become a major theme going forward), or was it more organic?
 Richard: I try to make movies that the 17-year-old version of me would have enjoyed. And, lets face it, there were no gay characters in Friday the 13th or A Nightmare on Elm Street. It’s all about representation with me. I would have loved to have seen a happy, healthy gay couple in a horror film… but when I was growing up, that just wasn’t a thing. So to me, it’s all about making the movies I would have wanted to see as a teenager.  

IHF: Speaking of which, next up was your infamous sci-fi horror short, Crash Site (reviewed HERE and available on YouTube), one of my favorites of your shorts. I’ve probably watched this more often that I should have (Jamie Lyn Bagley’s performance is stunning). Yet you once told me that this film did not get a great reaction upon its release. Why is that, and has that response improved over time?
Richard: No, it was hated, and it still is hated! And I love that! Why didn’t people like it? Who can tell. I make movies exclusively for myself, and if anyone else digs them, that’s just gravy. I have a rather particular sense of humor, and I guess that it doesn’t translate to the majority of people, but who cares? I know there was a review of Frankenstein’s Hungry Dead that said the movie “Set the LGBTQ agenda back a 100 years”. Now that’s complete and utter Internet hyperbole, but for some people if you don’t show LGBTQ+ characters as completely saint-like, they’re going to be offended. But, you know… most people watch a movie and they get no reaction at all. It’s nice to see people being passionate in their reactions.

IHF: This was your first film starring Johnny Sederquist, who I once referred to (affectionately) as a human emoticon. He would come to be in quite a few of your films, including as his more recent drag queen persona of Ninny Nothin, playing Piñata Debris in Strapped for Danger).
Richard: I love working with Johnny / Ninny. Outside of being a total sweetheart, he is a tremendously good actor who brings a lot of himself to every role he plays. 


IHF: The film that got me to contact you the first time, was Normal (2013; see review HERE), the next serious follow-up to Exhumed. Did you feel it was time to take a dip in the intensity pool at this point to shake things up?
Richard: Not intentionally, no. I mean, honestly I have no plan from one movie to the next. If the screenplay catches my attention, and I feel like it’s worth spending six months to a year of my life on, I’ll do it. And Lenny’s screenplay had a very profound effect on me. My husband jokes that I tend to go from a serious picture, to something completely goofy, but that’s not really the case. I have definitely directed more goofy movies than serious ones, but that’s really just how I look at the world. 

IHF: I do believe this is Michael Reed’s finest work to-date that I have seen. 
Richard: Michael’s performance is chilling, and beautifully shaded. It was a very difficult role to get across, because the character could just come across as completely distant and hateful, but Michael infused a lot of humanity into the part.

IHF: Stylistically, it’s also different than your previous films in that it flips about in time a bit and is a bitter deeper, on a psychological level. Who or what influenced it?
Richard: Honestly, I rarely think of influences when prepping a movie. I just try to find the tone of the screenplay, and be true to it as best I can. Lenny writes very “visual” screenplays, which is unusual for a playwright who typically gets very hung up on the spoken word. Lenny writes in images, which is perfect for a screenplay.


IHF: And speaking of different, the next of your feature films is Future Justice (2014; see review HERE). This is more in the realm of post-apocalyptic. It’s also your first sci-fi since Atomic Brain Invasion (2010). Why  go in that direction at that time? 
Richard: I always wish I could give more of a deeper meaning to this, but honestly, it’s just what pops into my head on any given day. It must have been a “Lets direct a post-apocalyptic film” kind of a day. This basically just comes from the fact I work in instinct more than intellect! 

IHF: Future Justice both starred and was written by Nathaniel Sylva, who also occasionally works for you as Assistant Director. Did he have more to do with this film that just writing and starring?
Richard: Nat also choreographed all the fight scenes, and did a brilliant job! Truly Nat’s fingerprints are all over this movie. A tremendous talent! 

IHF: Around this time you started to pick up other “regulars,” such as Anna Rizzo, Steve O’Brion, Carmine Capobianco (of 1987’s Psycho’s In Love), Jamie Lyn Bagley and Derek Laurendeau. Comments?
Richard: Well, you need to inject some fresh blood into the works from time to time. These are all brilliant stage actors, and in the case of Carmine, I had known him from his cult classic Psychos in Love, and really wanted to work with him. He is a true sweetheart, and a lot of fun to have on a set. What more could you ask for?


IHF: Hammer Films with a twist comes to mind when I think of The Sins of Dracula (2014; reviewed HERE). The twist is both the inclusion of comedy and the influence of Christian films from the 1970s. Is there a specific film that brought this to mind, or the genre in general; and what ever happened to those films, you think? 
Richard: That entire film started with one idea that I bounced off writer Michael Varrati. And the idea was this: “What if a church came into a little bit of money, and wanted to make a film to scare its teenage members away from the evils of premarital sex? And what if they thought that what scared teenagers the most in 1975 was Dracula?” … honestly, this is how my brain works. 

IHF: In The Sin of Dracula, Michael Thurber plays a very Christopher Lee version of the Count, with an enormous Bela Lugosi-type ring. He is nearly completely silent, and also, he seems to be almost secondary to the real villain of the piece, played by O’Brion. What was the meaning for these?
Richard: The meaning came entirely from Hammer’s Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966), where Dracula never says a word. I find Dracula films where Dracula actually talks to be extremely silly. But in Prince of Darkness, he’s more of a symbol of death, and probably the most terrifying version of Dracula ever shown in a movie. 

IHF: One of my favorite scenes in the film is when Acampora is trying to seduce Jesse Dufault in a classic floating-outside-the-window trope, and then just says, screw that.
Richard: It was funny in the screenplay, but Sammi truly made it one of the best scenes in the movie. She has second-to-none comedic timing. 

IHF: When you do the mash up with the straight couple and the gay couple, depending on interpretation, this could be saying either "both are equally healthy," or because it's pre-marital, both are equally unhealthy.” Did I get that right?
Richard: Well my thing was that the straight couple were having boring, vanilla sex, while the gay couple were swinging from the ceiling.


IHF: Speaking of comedy, Lenny Schwartz’s Accidental Incest (2014; reviewed HERE) is arguably one of the most outrageous film you had done to-date, overall. Why did you choose to do that one?
Richard: I saw the play performed in New York City, and after it was over I knew I had to make it into a movie. It was such a profoundly unusual, yet perfectly balanced mix of humor and pathos. One of the many things I love about Lenny’s plays is that he’ll have you laughing one minute, and before you know it you’re crying your eyes out. 

IHF: I know it started out as a musical play, and while a touch of that was left in, why was most of that excised from the screenplay?
Actually the play wasn’t a musical at all. The musical numbers were added for the film.

IHF: When it was staged in the theater by Lenny, did you have anything to do with that?
Richard: Nothing at all. That was all Lenny.

IHF: I thought it was very brave performances by Sederquist and Baldassarri, considering the amount of nudity involved. Did you need to give any special direction for that? Or were you given any demands by the actors? 
Richard: No. They were just extremely brave. But thankfully both Elyssa and Johnny knew each other before the movie, so there was a level of comfort there that you typically wouldn’t get with two actors who just met on the set. 

IHF: Did Johnny have any issues playing a relatively straight hedonist?
Richard: Not in the slightest. Johnny attacked that role with a great deal of skill.


IHF: Your next feature length release is probably the one I have rewatched the most, Seven Dorms of Death (2015; reviewed HERE). You take a cliched story of a “cursed play” that leads to its actors being killed off one by one, but you take two different motifs and mash them together. While in the style of the Italian cinema of the 1970s and ‘80s [the name is obvious a take-off of Fulci’s 1981 The 7 Doors of Death, aka The Beyond], you also take it purposefully to an amateurish level with multi-levels of set-up mistakes (every time I watch it, I notice something different), such as people wandering off the set. What was your thoughts behind that blending process?
Richard: It was mostly all in the screenplay by Matthew Jason Walsh. Then when we would block a scene, we’d think of ways to screw the scene up but without taking it too much over the line. It was a hell of a lot of fun to make that movie, and I think it shows in the final result. 

IHF: It also contains one of your most famous lines, spoken by Aaron Andrade in his defining role as Detective Vargas, “Fuck you, skeleton!” How did that line originate?
Richard: It was right there in Matthew Jason Walsh’s screenplay! And actor Aaron Andrade completely knocked it out of the park!


IHF: This was followed by a more serious nunsploiation horror flick, Flesh for the Inferno (2015; see review HERE), a subgenre that seems to have gotten a bit of a resurgence lately. But what is it with you and nuns (e.g., Nun of That), and other religious-based themes (e.g., The Disco Exorcist, Exhumed, The Sins of Dracula)?
Richard: I don’t know! I wasn’t really raised with any religion at all, but I think nuns have this weird element of looking both comedic and scary all at the same time. Plus, we have the costumes, so it saves money! 


IHF: After all the blood and gore in the past few releases, you completely switched gears and went back to your roots by doing a rather loyal telling of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2017; reviewed HERE). Why the change and why that particular film?
Richard: I’m a huge fan of Shakespeare’s work, and I wanted to do another Shakespeare piece after Titus Andronicus, but I wanted to make something more fun that could also be very visual, and obviously the magical aspects of Shakespeare’s play lends itself to that style. 


IHF: Long Night in a Dead City (2017; reviewed HERE) is more of a bunch of set pieces staged around a bookend story, which is quite different than your previous features. It’s almost a dreamscape. Why did you choose this at that time, and how did you get that effect of that kind of visualization? 
Richard: Long Night in a Dead City is an oddly autobiographical film. And for years I was trying to get it off the ground. But when I would write the screenplay it was more of a realistic reenactment of the events as they actually happened, and it just didn’t work. It lacked the emotional weight from its attempts at realism. What Lenny Schwartz did that was so brilliant was to make it like a dream, which is really how we perceive our youth as we grow older. He basically wrote a very impressionistic film, which is what I’m more comfortable directing than something that exists purely as reality. 

IHF: I really enjoy that shot of Aidan Lailberte disappearing behind a van as it passes him.
Richard: That’s something I'm proud of. The shot of Daniel disappearing as the van passes him... that's not an edit. That was done in-camera. Aidan just ran really fast to the left as the van passed him. That was my assistant director Nat Sylva’s idea, and it was brilliant. 


IHF: This film kind of ended a phase of yours that I would call horror of different subgenres, but then you seemed to start afresh with a short series of wild sex-oriented comedies that what can only be described (by me, paraphrasing Mel Brooks) as comedic gay romps in a garden: the crime spree Strapped for Danger (2017; reviewed HERE) and sci-fi/superhero-themed Code Name: Dynastud (2018; reviewed HERE). What was the thinking behind the switcheroo?
Richard: I grew tired of horror films and I wanted to make some more playful types of movies. As I said before, I make films I would have wanted to see as a 17-year-zold. And man, I would have loved to see a gay sex comedy at 2 AM on Cinemax! 

IHF: Oh, by the way, was Sarah Reed's accent om Strapped for Danger supposed to be NY or NJ? Her snort was quite funny, and what makes me think it's New Jersey... you know how New Yorkiz feel about those from Joisey, hahaha.
Richard: I told her before we started rehearsals, "Come up with an annoying voice." And boy did she ever. It's supposed to be a little Long Island sounding. It makes me laugh, and that’s really what counts! 

IHF I'm not sure I'm reading this correctly but I found it amusing that the two main women in the film were made to look or sound somewhat unattractive. Anna Rizzo comes across as uptight and a bit wiggy, and Sarah Reed, well, she is the villain of the piece.
Richard: I think both of the women look beautiful in the movie. Maybe that's just me. I mean, they're the villains, but then again, the three male leads are bad guys as well. The only two good people in the movie in my eyes are the two pledges that fall in love. It’s very complex! 

IHF: One of the thoughts I had is that this is the flip of Thelma and Louise, or most chick flicks, where the men are the heroes (or anti-heroes), and the women are the jerks.
Richard: That's probably screenwriter Duncan Pflaster’s take on it. That's the interesting thing for the movie with me. All my films have a strange sort of moral compass. Except for this one! 


IHF: In Code Name: Dynastud, what's with Vargas' (Aaron Andrade) voice? I ask in a friendly way, out of curiosity. He sounds so different than in Seven Dorms of Death.
Richard: Well, as you may have noticed the entire film is dubbed. I wanted an Enter the Ninja (1981) vibe where the dubbing isn't as off as a Godzilla film, but you're like "What the hell is up here?" Which leads us to Vargas. I wanted some big indicators that the movie was dubbed so people wouldn't be all like, "This is a mistake!" So, I asked Aaron to do a completely different voice. And he came out with that, and I almost had a stroke laughing. Do you know of the actor Matt Berry? He was in “The IT Crowd.” I think Aaron was doing a riff on his voice. British actor with a very pompous voice.


IHF: While the Strapped for Danger sequel is in the line-up, meanwhile you recently released the Gothic-toned Before the Night is Over (2020; reviewed HERE). Would you say this was influenced by Whatever Happed to Baby Jane? (1962) or possibly Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964)? What else influenced the feel of the film?
Richard: The way I typically describe Before the Night is Over is that it’s “If Tennessee Williams had a stroke and wrote a horror screenplay.” That script was literally written on instinct. Plus, I have a lot of fun writing southern characters. I don’t know why, I just always have! 

IHF: I'm assuming the front of the house was a different location than the inside. 
Richard: No, that's all the same house! If it wasn't for that house, we couldn't have made the movie!

IHF: Wow. In Rhode Island?
Richard: Yep! You’d never believe it! 

IHF: I found the end to be a bit vague.
Richard: When I was writing the script with Lenny, I wanted it to have a very Euro vibe. So, one of the things I've always noticed and loved about Italian horror films is that they don't actually make a lick of sense. So, I made it a point not to explain almost everything. But, much like the run time of the movie, a lot of that film is a reaction to Hollywood's insistence on having films that are way too long, and explaining everything to the point of boredom. I mean, what the hell does the ending of City of the Living Dead [1980; aka Gates of Hell] mean?

IHF: Most independent films today seem to rely on the big-name cameo to draw in the fans. You don’t do that often, and the only big cult names I can think of in that area are Lynn Lowry in Beyond the Dunwich Horror, and Debbie Rochon, who rather than having a cameo was such a major part of Exhumed (2001); she was also in Splatter Disco with Lowry and Ken Foree of 1979’s Dawn of the Dead
Richard: As much as I loved working Ken and Lynn, I don’t find the money spent on “name actors” to be worth it. I’d rather give an upcoming actor their shot. 

IHF: What was it like working with Ms. Rochon?
Richard: A true pleasure. Debbie is a complete pro, and she’s also amazingly wonderful to have on a set. A professional all the way, and very funny and passionate. What more could you ask for in an actor? 

IHF: Along with directing, you have also been doing quite a bit of acting in both film and on stage in Rhode Island. Is it hard to let go of the reins to let someone else direct you, or do you chime in with ideas; or do you just go with the flow?
Richard: To be honest, I love acting more than directing. It’s very pure and immediate. And I love being clay in a director’s hands.

IHF: What has been your favorite role to play, to-date?
Richard: Playing Jimmy in Almost, Maine

IHF: Okay, lightening round: Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello, and why?
Richard: Laurel and Hardy. Never could stand Abbott and Costello. 

IHF: Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton, and why?
Richard: Buster Keaton. His films are more visual. 

IHF: Woody Allen or Mel Brooks? Why?
Richard: Mel Brooks. Blazing Saddles is the greatest American comedy. 

IHF: Lucio Fulci or Dario Argento? Why?
Richard: Dario Argento, because his films are more personal. 

IHF: Bela Lugosi or Christopher Lee?
Richard: Christopher Lee, because who else had the career that man had? 

IHF: Famous Monsters of Filmland or Castle of Frankenstein?
Richard: Famous Monsters of Filmland

IHF: The Bowery Boys or the East Side Kids?
Richard: The Bowery Boys.

IHF: And finally, what is the air speed velocity of a coconut-laden sparrow?
Richard: I’m not dead yet! 


Note: Richard has a new film out since these questions went out called Undercover Vice: Strapped for Danger Part 2. And yes, it is reviewed, HERE

Monday, July 20, 2020

Review: Undercover Vice: Strapped for Danger Part 2

Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet


Undercover Vice: Strapped for Danger Part 2
Directed by Richard Griffin
Scorpio Releasing / The Reasonable Moving Picture Company
88 minutes, 2020

In the words of the director, “Enjoy in good health and bad taste!”

Just judging by the original Strapped for Danger, which came out in 2017, this may be “bad taste,” but it is great fun. The humor flies fast and furious, and usually hits below the belt.

In a switch in direction, whereas the original focused on the exploits of some Ocean’s Eleven-type twosome robbers/male strippers with the coppers on their trail, this one looks from the other perspective, namely that of the men in blue (and pink without their uniforms). With the same writer – er – in hand, Duncan Pflaster, Griffin continues his stream-of-gayousness kooky cool comedies.

Chris Fisher, Sean Brown
The focal characters are two straight and bumbling police detectives: Republican Kevin (Chris Fisher) and soon-to-be-engaged and very buff Andy (Sean Brown). After screwing up a screwball screw toy caper, they are assigned to go “deep undercover” as gay porn stars. Apparently, there is a threesome of these actors who like to blackmail Republican politicians (ripped from the headlines!!) for cash; our heroes are told to infiltrate the gay film scene, join the gang, and get the goods on them.

The three not-so-bad guys are Jazon (Alec Farquharson), Clem (Ricky Irizarry, who was so good in Griffin’s earlier film this year, Before the Night is Over, reviewed HERE), and ringleader, Thoby (Anthony Rainville).

Ricky Irizarry, Anthony Rainville, Alec Farquharson
It’s barely 8 minutes in before we are introduced to nude male tushies, and another minute before other naughty bits come into play, as it were. So, what are two straight cops supposed to do in a situation where not only are they expected to go over the bridge to Pimpleton, but to do it on camera? And for those to whom it matters, yes, there is also some female nudity supplied by the lovely and multiply pierced Zooey (Sarah Reed), Thoby’s girlfriend (it is explained in the film).

Who are the good guys and who are the bad is the central zeitgeist of the picture. Are the porn stars wrong for their actions? Is the political force behind the police correct in their methods (a valid question all things considered with what is going on beyond my doors these days)? While the humor is foot loose but not dildo free, it also makes a poignant point on the politics and hypocrisy behind the conservative wave that is hopefully starting to ebb a bit.

The sets are simple and look great thanks to Production Designer Margaret Wolf, from the police station to the St. Agnes Home for the Nearly Deceased. In addition, John Mosetich’s photography is also simple, and yet has quite a distinctive look to it, e.g., he loves medium shots; rather than the usual primary color lighting scheme (yellow filter! red filter! blue filter!), here it is more straightforward and realistic, giving the film a stark, bare-bottom (see what I did there?) feel to the action.

Ninny Nothin
The acting is quite decent, but the porno director, Piñata Debri (drag queen Ninny Nothin aka Johnny Sederquist) – named I'm sure as a tribute to The Producers (1968) – steals every scene she's in. She's also eminently quotable, with lines like "I promised myself I wouldn't fake cry, but it's happening." Everything she says feels like it should be followed by multiple exclamation points. 

I realize this review is a bit all over the place, but there is so much to digest (pun not intended), and it just about never stops through the entire picture. I mean there’s even a The Music Man (1962) reference, during a restaurant scene there is a Justin Trudeau full size cutout that was also used in the coda of Code Name: Dynastud (2018), a hysterically misleading false perspective scene in police station, and a Bollywood nod that had me in stiches. Even the dialogue, if you pay attention, will set your mind on fire, with lines like “Did you just call me a pussy for not wanting to get fucked by two dudes?!” One of my faves is a suggestion during a porn shoot to “…just think of Christine Baranski” (who I once saw on Broadway, and was fabulous, by the way).

Sarah Reed
It should come as no surprise that along with the comedy and the political underlining, it is both a story of sexual awakening (the real agenda for the film) and somewhat of a love story, some of which you may not see coming (watch the credits at the end).

Back in the 1970s, when films from Sweden flooded the market with sex romps, this would have been known as softcore. Nothing is erect – though I’m glad this wasn’t in 3D – but there is a lot of sex of various styles, be it gay, straight, and multiple partners of both sexes.

There are several (yet not preachy) less-than-subtle digs at the Republican anti-LGBTQ+(etc.) mindsets (I use that term loosely), especially involving a Republican Senator Hanson (Jay Walker), who hilariously breaks the fourth wall at one point to say what we’re all thinking. One subtle (or possibly not so much) line is by the real villains (yes, Republicans) who exclaim, “It’s our job, as police, to protect and support the government,” not the people… sound familiar?

Story-wise, in some ways its sensical to figure out where some of it is going, and there are plot points that ain’t gonna happen in real life, but who cares? The narrative flows, the comedy works, everyone’s (male and female) bodies are spectacular, and it’s just a plain old good time to be had by the viewer, unless you’re the self-deluded conservative macho type who needs three guns to go grocery shopping (yes, that’s real).

Just sit back and enjoy it.


Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Review: Awesomely Righteous & Radical


Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet


Awesomely Righteous & Radical
Directed by Luc Bernier, Michael D’Ambrosio, Jason Ewert, Dustin Ferguson, Dean Houlihan, Oliver Jolliffe, Shane Ryan, Matti Soikkelli, Aaron Stielstra, Jim Townes
Mad Sin Cinema; Vestra Pictures; Social Cinema Studios
101 minutes, 2020

It is a bonus when an anthology film is not only just a bunch of random cobbled together shorts (which I also like, I should add), but has a theme that runs through them. Bookends are always welcome, to help tie things in, but here there is an overarching theme of all the stories taking place in the relatively Internet- and cell phone-free 1980s. You know, the dark ages, when you needed pay phones. Back in those days, you played films on this grainy image thing called a VHS (which could stand for Very Hard to See). And like so many of those films, nearly all of these presented here have a heavily synth score of repeating, dissonant rounds.

All the films are pretty short, which is nice, so if there is one you don’t like, there’s another one just a few minutes away. On the other hand, if you like it, it’s time well spent.

The film starts off swinging with Jason Ewert’s “Swamp Buck” (2015; Media Storm Home Movie Ent.; Cinema Gold! Production Classics). It’s a tale told by an old feller around a campfire with some high-school aged (I’m assuming) young’uns of a hunting trip when he was just a wee teen with his dad. Rather than getting game, they attract the scent of a were-stag in the woods. It’s a bit cliché, but this is an ‘80s homage, so it’s a fitting story to start, with some major tropes including said-creature’s POV shots and the shock ending. One of the interesting aspects of this is that the “newer” parts of the story is VHS-ish fuzzy and full of video “noise,” but the flashbacks are clear as a bell. Despite the clichés, or perhaps because of them, it is smile inducing.

Shane Ryan, who put this collection together, contributes with “Guerrilla” (2018), a film I reviewed previously HERE

Luc Bernie’s “Wallet” (2019), again, is a basic idea: a young woman finds a wallet with some ducats in it, and decides to keep the kash. This turns into more than she expected: a free dinner with a friend paid for by the stolen shekels. I suppose the sepia-toned filter is a nice touch to give it a throwback feel (perhaps too far back for the period? Never mind, it truly doesn’t matter, does it?). In typical short horror fashion, there isn’t anything too deep here, just some electronic back score, a basic theme, and a fun twist end. What more can one ask, I suppose?

As the name of Dustin Ferguson’s “Los Angeles Connection” (Social Cinema) hints at, this is more crime drama and a revenge genre, rather than horror or terror. After some gang members or mobsters attack his girlfriend, a man (Raymond V. Williams) trains to become a version of (but not costumed like) the Punisher. Getting back is his motive. The acting is pretty wooden and the story a bit cliché, but I like the VHS filter giving it a low rez and spotty video noise…and then there are the numerous sleeveless white tees. Interspersed to place it in its proper time frame is 1980s stock footage. My favorite was the Rocky-ish electronic music during the mandatory training montage. The style of the action scenes were definitely more like Dolemite than Rocky, though, which is more ideal.

From the UK is Oliver Jolliffe’s “Party Like It’s 1984” (2020). Between the accents and the echoing sound, my ears were having trouble making out the dialog. In this loose comedy, Bob (Tom Jolliffe) wakes up in the woods after a coke bender with no memory of how he got there, soon joined by the singer he manages, Cyndi (Sarah Dyas) and her bodyguard Harry (the director). Cyndi has a gig to get to, and Bob and Harry are trying to get the reluctant Cyndi to get to it, if they can find their way. To be honest, this one had me baffled as to just what was happening, including the ending.

Not to be confused with the XTC non-LP B-side song, Jim Townes “The Somnambulist” (2020; Shadow Kamera Film and Entertainment) is a short piece about three scientists trying to gain access to another dimension through the use of a woman who has been in a coma for a couple of months. It plays slow, but the fun bits happen fast, so pay heed. It’s a simple story with an equally simple set. Kept me interested, but that does not surprise me from its director, who gave us the incredibly enjoyable slow burn of House of Bad (2013; reviewed HERE). 

In a very quick short of about a minute called “Tank Soon Do,” director Michael D’Ambrosio uses a Super 8 filter to show a martial artist practicing his moves in the woods. There is no plot, no narrative, just the form. Okay…

I actually sat through Dean Houlihan’s “Odyssey of the Disturbed” (2019) twice, because the first time I wasn’t sure what was going on. After the second, I’m just as confused. Each edited piece lasts about 5 seconds and folds into the next through a fade-out/fade-in. We are introduced to a couple in which the male is being bullied, a second couple where the guy is bullying the first with the help of his enforcer, and a goth girl (witch?) sits in a room and writes kaons really large in a date book while smoke bellows around her. Okay, I get there’s the bullying and revenge motif, possibly within a dream, but what the hell? The lack of dialog adds to the mystery, in my opinion. Looks good but it annoyed me that it needed to be so cryptic. Or maybe I’m just a fool and am missing something blaring.

Also without dialog is Matti Soikkelli “Luna di morte” (2019), about a murder-suicide, I believe. Again, artistic licence gets a bit in the way of the narrative, but there is a lot of blood shot-for-shot, with guns and knives and masks. Oh, and nearly every scene is in a varied, dark monochrome, usually blood red, giving it a nearly European feel (I get the impression that was the goal, considering the title, and that the director is Finnish). It’s quite short, but also jarring, so in that way it was effective. The last shot of the film left me uncomfortable and stuck with me, so I guess that worked, as well.

The final short is Aaron Stielstra’s “Tumor Hunter” (2020; Depth Charge Pictures). It’s also a bit shallow in the narrative department, but has lots of emotion in the way it is presented. We meet a young alcoholic man in a wheelchair who I assume is homeless, and a bunch of his friends. Between ripping off liquor stores of brew and getting chased by other street thugs, his life is directionless and certainly filled with harm of self or others. Then there appears, I believe, the titular anti-hero defender. There is no real ending, just a glimpse into a violent life. This feels like a scene that was lifted out of a longer film, and it looks like it was shot on 16mm, then videoed off the projection screen. Both the image and the sound is muddled, much like the character’s life.

As the bookends at the beginning and end, there is a period piece looking-back-in-amusement PSA with Clint Eastwood (as Dirty Harry, it looks like), warning about the dangers of crack cocaine. At the end, is a trailer for the film, Samurai Cop (which is actually from 1991, not the 1980s). The only spacing between films is a b-roll of a VHS starting.

As anthologies go, it’s a bit hit and miss, as nearly all culled collections are, but if you’re similar to me and like genre shorts, it’s worth the watch. There is a decent variety of genres and styles, so lots of the audience should be pleased. There is so much filmmaking talent here, even if the occasional story left me bewildered. But make sure you sit through everything, as I did. The artists deserve the view.

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Review: Mind Melters 2: A Collection of Even More Short Films


Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet


Mind Melters 2: A Collection of Even More Short Films
Directed by James Balsamo
Acid Bath Productions
90 minutes, 2020

When you are as prolific a filmmaker as James Balsamo, what is one to do during a global pandemic? Well, all those films he worked on, all those conventions he’s attended, and those cameos he coerced (via kindness) from other actors, filmmakers, and musicians, can come in handy.

There must be tons of footage from his films that have been excised for time, or just short bits, laying around the house, figurately speaking (since they’re on a computer), so zipping together a menagerie of clips from previous films and other works surely is a good way to keep Satan away from those idle hands.

Balsamo, who if you’re not familiar with his work – and you should be – falls into a subgenre of directors/actors that use the medium with themselves as the focal point, and all hell goes on around them in a charming, yet amateurish way, that is genuinely endearing, albeit based on some incredibly adolescent humor (such as Bill Zebub).

Version Deux here has some commonalities with the first Mind Melters (2019), but there is one glaring difference that I think puts this above the introductory release, and that is a level of cohesion. Mind Melters was kind of a mixed-up mish-mash of little, unconnected bits, mostly, and thereby a bit inconsistent; not bad, just more stream-of-consciousness, kinda. Here, the separation is more flowing and straightforward in a series of short films rather than just “bits.”

For example, it starts off with the short, “Lunch Meeting,” where a bunch of middle aged male executives each have their own fantasies about someone trying out for the Administrative Assistant position. Hilarity and nudity abound.

There is a bit a lunacy as well, or one might think of it more as surrealistic, such as the short “Vampire Laundry Machine,” where a vampire’s bite turns a washer/dryer combo into, well, you know.

This is followed by a series of shorts of people talking into the camera, sort of like professional wrestlers, be it a pair of vampires (in front of said washer/dryer), or a very strange and extended bit with heavy curtain chewing by Craig Muckler (of 1979’s Microwave Massacre), holding a large bat stuffy down by some river and waterfall, after being interviewed by a reporter cleverly named Lewis N. Clark (Bob Cummings). These latter two pick up again a couple of times later as the same characters, but this time discussing a snake (feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl) and then with a giant spider (puppet). Shot in the woods, the best part is the guy in the background who is cleaning off the trail, not sure what was going on in the foreground. Just pitch perfect for an off-the-wall bit, raising it to a higher level of laughter. Then there is the Andy Kaufmann effect: was that guy real, or a planted actor? I’m not sure I even want to know.

James Balsamo
While it’s obvious that Balsamo likes to be the center of attention (and I have no issue with that), some of the fine moments is when he lets other people just go off. For example, next up – and bits are shown throughout the film – is the centerpiece where Balsamo interviews cult filmmaker Ted Nicolaou (including 1988’s TerrorVision and the Full Moon Subspecies franchise, which started in 1991 and continues). It was originally done for Mad Monster Radio, and there’s lots of tidbits about filmmaking. In another bit later, during “James Quall Sings,” he lets the comic do a full, original song, “I’m Still Stamping” – that’s what it sounds like, anyway – which is quite bemusing.

One of my favorites is “Creature of Science,” which starts off slow, with a mutant pooch that kills a group of people, one in an especially sensitive moment; actor and vlogger Shawn C. Phillips is hysterical as the amateur scientist doing his own podcast about warning people to not try his “giant dog” experiment.

Another completely ridiculous and WTF short is “Johnny De Dead,” dealing with jealousy, the afterlife, and “ghost sex.” It lasts a good couple of minutes, but that’s also probably how long I laughed at it after, for it’s sheer ridiculousness. Left me smiling.

TITAN
Balsamo shows a bit of his artistic side with a full music video for black metal (death metal? I’m a punk rocker, so the subtleties of this genre escape me) band TITAN, which consists of a vocalist/guitarist and a drummer. It’s filled with satanic imagery and ritual (and a nice cameo by the director). The song, “Abramelin,” pounds away as a good black/death metal ditty should.

If you like animation, there a bit of that two, including the theme song to “The Glork Show,” featuring an alien who becomes a talk show host, and a full episode cartoon featuring Fester Fish (Aaron Long Productions, 2012) titled “Fester Makes Friends.”

Many of the usual Balsamo regulars are not here for this release, but don’t be alarmed, there are a few, such as a clip with the late, great Dave Brockie (aka Oderus Urungus, of Gwar; d. 2014), Dan E. Danger, Billy Walsh, who appears at least three times, and Balsamo’s dog Alf (not to be confused with the “big dog” experiment.

I actually had quite a bit of fun with this, and because it was more cohesive than the first, I probably liked it even better than the first Mind Melters. The only thing I would have added would have been some captioning for the Nicolaou interview, because due to circumstances that is life, the master sound recording was lost and it is using the camera mic, which makes it a bit hard to hear in spots.

If you’re a Balsamo fan, like gonzo filmmaking, lots of variety and lunacy, and looking at nude women, you really can’t go completely wrong here.

Mind Melters 2 trailer HERE


Friday, July 10, 2020

Review: Hanukkah


Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet


Hanukkah
Directed by Eban McGarr
Nevermore Productions; Scream Team Releasing; Invincible Entertainment;
My Way Pictures; MVD Entertainment
106 minutes, 2019

I am so sick of Christmas films, be it smiley good cheer ones or of the slashy variety. Lifetime-originated or Blumhouse-released, it’s still all “Deck the Halls with blah, blah, blah, blah.” Even Easter has been given its turn with the likes of Easter Casket (2013; reviewed HERE)  and Easter Sunday (2014; reviewed HERE). It’s about time the Chosen People chose to light up the screen and cut some skin like a mohel; that there needs to be more Jewish horror is also mentioned by a character in this film, like The Last Synagogue on the Left. Yes, this is a dark horror comedy film.

Okay, I’ve got my dreidel (wood, not plastic, of course), my chocolate gelt, and my throwing star mezuzah (yeah, I made that last one up), and I’m gonna fire up this release. Will it fly by or feel like it’s been on for eight nights? We shall see…

Sid Haig
With a strong start, we are introduced to a very frail-looking Sid Haig (his last film; d. 2019) by the light of a menorah, which looks incredible, as an Orthodox observer with literal head in hand, during a prologue from 1983 as the radio announces about the “Hanukiller.” His character is named Judah Lazarus, so how long you think he’s gonna stay dead, and is this going to be a mixing of the Old and New Testament, since the Lazarus story is in the Second Set? It has my attention.

De Mare, Felsted Jr., Katz, and Harris
We are introduced to three roommates: there’s somewhat loveable wiseacre with a Jew-Fro, Adam (Robert Felsted Jr.), kind of bland David (Toliver Harris), and dashing Josh (DAndre Johnson), who is black and a strict Christian. They travel up to the a cabin in the woods… okay, a house in the Catskills, for a party with excitably loose cannon and gravelly-voiced Rachel (Sadie Katz, who was so great in 2013’s House of Bad; reviewed HERE), who is Josh’s girlfriend du jour, and tattooed, pierced and bi- Amanda (Scream Queen Victoria De Mare). On the way to the bash hosted by their friend Ian (Caleb Thomas), they run into some Russian clichés Yuri (Wali Habib) and Ivan (Adam Franek), who have with them Nina (statuesque Katherine Pegova, who was memorable in 2020’s Catch of the Day 2; reviewed HERE), who are also on their way to Ian’s place. 

Joe Knetter
While there, they are Torah-rized (okay, I stole that in part from the back of the Blu-ray case) by the new Hanukiller (Joe Knetter, who ironically plays a slayer Santa in 2010’s Night Terrors), the identity of whom I will not give out, but it’s pretty obvious right from the start and doesn’t really try to red herring the audience.

The modern Hanukiller’s outfit looks a bit like a cross between the Litch (from James Balsamo’s film by the same name; Balsamo is a producer of this release, I should add, and has a nice cameo) and Robert E. Howard’s Solomon Kane, mixed with a bit of Hasidism. What I find interesting in the reasoning for the killing, namely people being “bad Jews” by not obeying the Torah, specifically Leviticus, which could easily have been filled in with any other mainstream religion, be it Christian maniacs like the Westboro Church or Muslim jihadists who fly planes into buildings. To me, any religious fanaticism is a shanda (Yiddish for disgrace), as it places everyone else as “Other,” and opens up interpretation into abuse. But I digress… Nu?

Charles Fleischer
The stunts are choreographed by the great Kane Hodder (does anyone need me to explain who he is, really?), and the effects look great, such as the skull cap made from, well, a skull. The SFX, most of which is practical, looks excellent (though the blood is a bit dark) and there is plenty of it, considering the budget’s capabilities.

I have to say, most characters aren’t very likeable, even with Adam at times, so it’s easy on the heart to see them dispatched. Most of the actors are Jewish, many of whom you may not know are of Hebraic heritage, such as with the cameos by the likes of Sid Haig, PJ Soles (aka Riff Randall, though most will who read this will probably think of the baseball cap victim of 1978’s Halloween), Charles Fleischer (the voice of the titular character in 1988’s Who Framed Roger Rabbit), Rob Zabrecky (who was amazing in 2015’s Decay; reviewed HERE), and the legendary Dick Miller, also in his final role (d. 2019).

Sadie Katz
The film has a rich color palate for lighting and lenses that works well, and it all is enwrapped by a great soundtrack, including music by Harry Manfredini (another Friday the 13th reference, along with Hodder). There is a strong sexuality present and nudity (female, no male) quotient, more than the killing. Honestly, taken by itself, the film makes Jews look a bit sex obsessed, which, as a secular Jew myself, I found a tad uncomfortable; I didn’t mind the sex and the nudity, it was the attitude of the characters.

My big issue with the film is the many holes in the story. For example, people are suddenly missing, and while it’s obvious why, there little hint of it happening as it occurs. Mostly someone mentioning at some point, “Where’s so-and-so?” Another example is David saying to Nina, “You have a car? Let’s go to the police,” as he walks to the door. The next time you see them, they’re sitting calmly on the couch talking to Yuri, who hasn’t been seen since about half an hour of the film ago. They keep talking about leaving for good but never do. What? The film takes place over a few days, but it isn’t clear about the amount between scenes enough (title cards or captions would be good). But no one left? I would have gotten a cab to the train in the first day.  Also, I had to watch the last 20 minutes of the film again to get what had happened at the end (shades of Hereditary!).

PJ Soles
There are some nice amount of extras on the disk. The commentary, which includes the director and the main actor, Felsted Jr., is kind of ordinary. It’s not bad and there are the occasional nuggets, but it’s a take-it-or-leave-it; either way would work. There are also a large number of deleted/bloopers/backstage/final shots of Haig and Miller, which kept my interest most of the time. Despite that the film could use some editing and can easily be brought down to 90 minutes or less, there were a couple of deleted scenes I would have liked to see included in the film (such as the one at the gas station). It’s also nice to see a brief clip of producer Felissa Rose on her cell phone, and also absorbing is Fleischer giving the cast some candid samples of his voice work.

After the final credits, they hint at a sequel to be titled Day of Judgement [sic], or maybe it should be perhaps Simchat Torah? Then maybe on to Tisha B’av?



Sunday, July 5, 2020

Review: The Evil Rises


Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
Images from the Internet


The Evil Rises
Directed by Daniel Florenzano
Florenzano Films; Terror Films
85 minutes, 2018

It amazes me how many genre films are based on some really stupid people who make really, really stupid decisions. For example, at a beach party (yes, bikinis abound, natch), a couple discover a statue peaking out of the sand that has some strange powder inside it.

Of course, one of them, Willie (Julian De La Mora), knows the entire history of this statue from a lecture he attended months ago. Say what? Anyway, most of them take the powder from the statue, put it in their beer, and swig away. I can just hear in my head, “Amber says whaaaaat?” None of that makes any sense, but if it sets up the rest of the story (as this is only the first few minutes), so be it.

Michael Glauser and Bailey La Flam
The powder turns the beach blanket bingo into a splatterfest as our California campers turn into mindless zombies controlled by… well, gimme a minute to get there. They kill each other off until there are only three: Claudia (Bailey La Flam), her boyfriend Sebastian (Michael Glauser), and Willie (the “intellectual” third-wheel). The killing raises, out of the sand, the… American Indian? Aztec?... spirit, Callas (Erik Cram), who controls them. Of course, Callas speaks perfect English, as most aboriginals did 666 years ago (yeah, that’s the timeline given, even though it’s more than 100 years before Columbus set foot anywhere near the Americas, and nearly 200 years before the Spaniards landed in California), and is killed by colonists who are dressed like the Puritans, who never left the East Coast. Since Callas is played by a colonialist actor; would this be considered cultural appropriation? I’m not sure. What is surprising to me is that the film is loaded with Latino/Latina actors, and they didn’t find one for Callas? Anyway, this is still in the first ten minutes; the credits haven’t even finished yet.

Now the sole purpose of this trio is to find the blood of 50+ people to raise Callas (no, not Charlie, RIP) to this dimension to begin his malevolent reign (hence the evil rising). Junkies, party animals, and all others are welcome to be obliterated as either flesh eating zombies or victims thereof.

La Flam and Alec Lobato
Of course, if you have evil, you must have good. On the side of humanity is a police detective, David Jones (not of the Monkees nor David Bowie; played by Joe Paulson, who actually holds up best in the acting department), Chazz the pizza delivery guy (Alec Lobato), and the local scammer priest (e.g., uses the tithe money to go on vacations), Father O’Malley (Ed Hollingsworth), who’s brogue comes and goes at will. Yeah, he’s on the side of “good.” Social commentary, anyone?

There are lots of moments that could have been excised to keep the pace going, such as the conversation between Chazz and a 911 operator. Do they or we need to hear that he thinks “the girl is smokin’ hot”?; good way to get a hang-up from the EMTs.

There is a huge cast in this film, which for its budget, in and of itself is impressive. Even some porn performers make their faces known. My favorite character is a super scary looking macho guy whose girlfriend is on a leash, who ends up being a scared little boy. This character, though completely underdeveloped, still made me smile the most. Truth of the matter is, all the roles are pretty undefined as far as personalities go, never mind back history of any kind. But the meat and potaters [sic] of the film is not so much the details, but the extraneous stuff: substance abuse, violence and gore, and of course, the flashing of boobs, which pop up on occasion (nothing of the male action).

As for the violence and gore, well, that looks rather good and enjoyable, without overdoing it (though a literal pool of blood looks a bit like water with coloring). Stabbings, biting, machetes are all instruments, among others, used to dispatch victims. For me, a weak spot was the final party scene, where there was room to focus more on the action than the story, but they let the story get in the way. This is probably due to budget constraints.

Is it a great movie? No. Is it a good movie? Well, it’s decent and entertaining, but there are places it could have been cut, and others where it could have been plumped up, as I noted. Of the two villain leads, Claudia comes off the best and the nastiest, while Sebastian is kind of… there, and kind of superfluous. This is the writing though, not the fault of Glauser.

I didn’t feel like it was a waste of time to watch it, but I don’t really feel a need to see it again, though I’d like to see La Flam and Paulson in more films.

To finish off in the digression department, the pizza place in the film, City Pizza, is a real San Diego shop that “specializes in New York style thin crust pizza.” That also made me smile. And miss New York style thin crust pizza.  The film crew did well to advertise the company within the film, and I hope they got some decent free pizza out of it.