Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2020
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The Kingdom of Var
Directed by Nicholas Kleban
Skeletonization Films
81 minutes, 2020
Man, I love indie cinema. Sometimes a premise
comes up that is so…out there, that you have almost no choice but to say,
“Well, okay, I guess,” and go with it. This directorial debut for Nicholas
Kleban has unleashed just such a film, shot in Stoney Creek, just east of
Hamilton, Ontario.
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| Vida Zukauskua and Stephen Ingram |
Apparently, there was/is a sorcerer named Var
(Shawn Van Every; the character’s name is a reference to E. Varelli from Dario
Argento's 1980 film, Inferno) who, in 1594, managed to magically bring
back some film equipment from the future to show an incantation, and then place
it on a VHS. And anyone who watches this tape will bring Var back to life.
Never mind that video tape dries out and breaks down after a while, but if
you’re dealing with sorcerers and incantations, well, I guess anything is
possible. Oh, wait, that’s right, we really need to throw logic out the
window and just let the story roll over us as it comes in a major suspension of
disbelief (SoD) in this case. But is that any less true of most horror films or
creature features? Get over it!
Mucking around in her rented house’s basement,
tall, stiff and model-thin Sonja Fitzgerald (Vida Zukauskas), finds said VHS titled
“1594” (the shooting title of this film, by-the-by) and plays it. Before you
can say The Ring(u) or creepy pasta (hey, that’s what we used to call
our neighbor’s lasagna!), odd things are happening to our heroine.
Meanwhile, along the way, she is the target of
the sexually obsessed and bad-toothed (dental appliance) InCel security guard
(Mark Brombacher) and catches the eye of a creepy love interest, Kyle (Stephen
Ingram), who’s sexual pressuring and slew of angry exes doesn’t seem to be a
red flag to Sonja. He also obviously has numerous addiction issues.
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| Shawn Van Every |
Through all that is happening, apart from a
few screams here and there, life seems to go on with Sonja, despite the perv
and her… boyfriend? She’ll get fearful and scared in one scene, and then act
normal in the next. This is some bizarre writing, but… SoD it.
It takes a while for the film to hit its
stride, but it’s worth the wait as the cannibal followers of Var start popping
up, giving a jolt to the gore factor. Many of the body parts looks kind of rubbery,
keeping consistent with everything else, but some of the effects actually look
really good, and congrats for that.
The story is somewhat simplistic on one hand,
but has a nice catch at the end that took me by surprise, answering a question
I had earlier on in the story. It’s a bit all over the place, and other than
our feckless heroine, nearly none of the other people in her life – boyfriend,
best friend Ashley (Sarah Sweird), other friend Danielle (Madison Graves, aka
Madi Violet Graves) and her physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend Morgan
(Matthew Sears) – are really worth a damn to her (pun intended).
This film has very strong influences of
classics that have gone on before, such as a couple of homages to The Wizard
of Gore (1970) in the form of Ghorghoulia the Magnificent (Lars
Classington), and the aforementioned Ringu. There is another, but it is
too big a plot point to divulge and would give away the a-ha moment.
There really is no other way to describe the
acting and line reading other than horrendous, achieving the level of The
Room (2003; also Canadian, FYI). Actors pretty consistently fumble with
their lines, or their eyes keep darting to the sides of the camera like there
are cue cards there. But don’t disparage; if you’re like me, stuff like this is
a draw rather than a hindrance, because it takes a film to a different
level than the usual same-old-same-old. I was both smiling and saying WTF
at the same time due to the sheer consistency of the flubbing. The fact that it
was shot in only 13 days with a micro-budget, I’m happy to be seeing the
completed project at all. The crew definitely managed to stretch the buck to
get the most they could.
A major running theme in the film has to do
with belief systems. Sonja is a non-believer in the supernatural (though I don’t
think the word “atheist” is ever employed), though of course as mystical things
keep happening, I wonder if that will change (yes, I already know). I do wonder,
though, if Var is merely a sorcerer, or is he also a demon? Certainly he’s demonic.
When Sonja is in full, open-mouth scream mode,
which she does often, it looked familiar and I couldn’t place it. Then I got it
and smiled deeply: it looks straight out of the iconic ending of Sleepaway
Camp (1983). I don’t think it was necessarily done on purpose, but it
warmed my heart. When you watch it, let me know if you agree.
The Kingdom of Var trailer HERE.
Thank you for your very descriptive and interesting critictorial analysis of the The Kingdom of Var was a pleasure to be the Lord of Horror at some points in the film during the shoots and between breaking the eyes freaked a lot of people out☆☣⛓�� The whole thing was an amazing experience for me and Nicholas Kleban and all of the cast members to elaborate and at times even try to take it one step further case and point I wasn't supposed to actually try and eat the blood drenched intestines but...... I thought If your going to play the part why not express the character to it's fullest extent. In other words make it an experience for the audience/fans (Var worshippers)Just even the thought
ReplyDeleteof possibly seeing about the possibility of making a second film would be the best of my interest. I believe we left a little of an opening that we could use as an opportunity for a sequel to lead off into a new and even more compelling and seat gripping horror for a sequel. But that is up to Nicholas and Luke and the production team of Sphinx IV and Skeletonization Films. Personally I'd like to thank my makeup artist even though I still want a drawing of the eye of Osiris so I can get the back piece of my tattoo I don't know how she did it but it just seemed to be something that fits perfectly love ya lots Michele and Vita and Thanks to all including Production assistant Collin Baxter for making it a perfect beginning of what could grow as an interest for many people. SINCERELY SHAWN VAN EVERY PS. I'M STILL IN HAMILTON THE TRAIN LEFT WITHOUT ME ����⛓������