Showing posts with label alien abduction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alien abduction. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 5, 2022

Documentary Review: On the Trail of UFOs: Night Visitors

 Text © Robert Barry Francos / Indie Horror Films, 2022
Images from the Internet

On the Trail of UFOs: Night Visitors
Directed by Seth Breedlove

Small Town Monsters; 1091 Pictures
81 minutes, 2022
www.smalltownmonsters.com

I know I have said this before, but cinematically speaking, director Seth Breedlove is the “king” of cryptid mythology, with films covering ghosts, Bigfoot, Mothman, Momo, and so many others. Lately, he’s been doing television mini-series, and this film is a combination of two of them, “On the Trail of UFOs” (2020) and “On the Trail of UFOs: Dark Skies” (2021; reviewed HERE).There may be some new footage, but as I have not seen both of the others, I cannot tell, so I will focus on what is in front of me.

Most of Breedlove’s documentaries take place on the East Coast-ish, such as the Adirondack Mountains, or the eastern part of the Midwest, such as Missouri. For this new investigation, he travels as far as the San Luis Valley of southwestern Colorado, to start. Nice to see him and his crew stretch their legs a bit.

While the topic of UFOs and aliens is a well-worn trope, this isn’t about alien abductions, exactly, but rather the history of cattle mutilations that have been going on since at least the 1990s. For those who are vegetarians, vegans, and those sensitive and easily triggered to that kind of thing, be forewarned there are multiple images of the mutilations. While I understand the reasoning for these, as it is the topic du jour, they could have cut down on the number and just make the point.

As with other “On the Trail of…” shows and films, it is hosted by Panama hat-wearing cryptid investigator Shannon Legro, who also narrates the documentary, as well as being its backbone. She arrives in Colorado with the Small Town Monsters crew, which is three other men, including the director, Breedlove, as someone to bounce ideas off of for perspective.

As always, there are tons of first-person witness interviews, writers and paranormal investigators, as well as those in organizations focused on the topic, such as the head of MUFON (Mutual UFO Network, a collective of volunteers who investigate and keep records of sightings and other strange occurrences, such as said cattle mutilations).

Now, when I say first-person witnesses, I am talking about cattle ranchers who discover their stock after the tragedies. One claims of 24 of his herd were mistreated since the 1990s. But no one is an actual eyewitness, of course (that’s why it is cryptid) of the aliens, their ships, or the mutilations in progress.

Shannon Legro and Snippy the Horse

For that reason, the story eventually slides over to very briefly include abductions, such as a story of someone (no longer alive) who claimed he was taken many times. The documentary also flows a bit further south, where supposedly the cattle mutilation started (i.e., was first reported), and as one interviewee states, it is an area rife with other Earth-bound cryptids and witches (as the latter are relatively human, would they be considered cryptids?). It is here we meet the head of the UFO Watchtower, an organization similar to MUFON, run by a woman who has a literal watchtower on her middle-of-nowhere ranch, surrounded by UFO paraphernalia (e.g., alien dolls, signs, masks, art, mugs). It also has, connected to it, a museum and store, as we see her in front of the cash register at some point. I’m actually disappointed they used that image because it sort of cheapens what she is doing (i.e., is it a passion, or is it merely a business gimmick?). Part of her “collection” is the skeleton of the first reported mutilation, which is a horse named “Snippy.” Whether it’s really that particular skeleton is not verified in the film, but taken on the now-owner’s word. But that’s not to say there is not a certain level of skepticism on the part of a couple of the many people interviewed throughout

I find it deeply interesting that a common theme of Small Town Monsters’ films is matching the cryptid with its environment. For example, for their recent release titled On the Trail of Bigfoot: The Journey (2021; reviewed HERE) it was the mountains and forests in northern New York State, and western Vermont and Massachusetts. In this case, it’s both the Rocky Mountains and the Prairies to the east that lead up to them. The scenery here is beautiful for both, aided by the skillful use of drones to give a wider perspective; perhaps to give the viewer an idea of what it would look like to a UFO?

As always, the animation recreations are fun to watch, and vary in “realistic” levels. While there are some that show several “ships,” apparently most of the sightings, to start, as expressed by eyewitnesses, are more lights than objects, and some of the animation reflects that. The film lets the viewer decide if the images are manipulated or “genuine” footage, rather than announcing them.

Like most of the cryptid documentaries by anyone, Breedlove and others, there is no real evidence of its material focus’ existence, be it ghosts, Sasquatch, UFOs, etc., only first and second-hand accounts and stories, often bolstered by re-enactments. But still, that does not take anything away from the enjoyment level of the topic, especially if one is interested in that particular subject. Rather than sneer at these people who seem deluded, and knowing the lack of reliability of eyewitnesses, I am still drawn to these things, and Breedlove is a master at telling a story. Shannon also does a great job giving these stories life.

The documentary is available on iTunes, Amazon Prime Video, Vudu and FandangoNOW.

IMBD Listing HERE 



Friday, December 10, 2021

Review: Holes in the Sky: The Sean Miller Story

Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2021
Images from the Internet

Holes in the Sky: The Sean Miller Story
Directed by Ash Hamilton
Moon Makers Media; Horror-Fix Films
114 minutes, 2021
www.facebook.com/HorrorFix

Some may call this found footage but it actually falls into the separate sub-category (though occasionally overlapping) of mockumentary. I realize most people think of that term as comedy, such as in those directed by Christopher Guest, but it goes beyond that narrow margin. In this case it is a realistic documentary style, albeit fictional.

Taking place mostly over a five-day period in Illinois, the topic of this release is more science fiction-based, though it uses the real names of the people involved, including the first-time feature director, Ash Hamilton, his wife Chanell Hamilton, who helped produce and was part of the crew, director of photography Brett Pearson, interviewer Douglas McDonald, producer Laura Richter, and others along the way, including well-known author and spook historian Eric Woods.

As the tag line explains, Sean Miller disappeared for four days in 2013, and now in 2020, a documentary crew is seeking to find out the truth about what happened to him. Part of what I find interesting is for a long time, the reasons for Miller’s disappearance is more hinted at than explained, though it is pretty obvious from the gecko (yes, I know it’s “get-go”; in the words of that great philosopher, Tommy Smothers, “Words to me are a plaything”) that the topic is alien abduction. The beginning is shrouded in mystery as the crew pulls up in front of Miller’s residence. Even at this point, Miller nor his family have been shown on camera. Heck, the Millers are not even listed on IMDB (neither is Pearson, but I find that may lead to part of the story; yes, I write this as I watch it).

We finally get to meet Sean and his wife Stacey nearly a third of the way through, and actually hear the term – alien abduction – nearly at the half way point. Following the formula from metaphysical films like Paranormal Activity (2007), the tension starts building as lights flicker, VHS-type visual noise appears on the footage, and pots go flying off the wall by themselves, among other spooky issues. Great! Two possibilities happening at once, both alien and supernatural! Nice.

Ash Hamilton

Two really interesting aspect to me about this moc is the way the mundane can suddenly turn into something precise about the storyline, such as a conversation about television cartoon shows that is downright creepy, and the other is the question of whether the 2013 taking of Miller by the undocumented aliens (sorry, bad attempt at political humor) is a random choice, or one that is planned and targeted. On some level, though there is obviously no correlation, the latter had me thinking of Xtro (1982).

One of my fave things about the film, which I suggested before, is that even though this is about the effects of an alien abduction, thematically there is a large element of nearly poltergeist motifs thrown in to the mix.

The dialogue seems to be non-scripted and free-flowing most of the time, even when it is obviously pointed in a certain direction. This gives it an improv feeling of reality that helps the picture and the tension to come.

The film is well structured in a way that is, at first, fun and a bit confusing, but title cards stating time-stamp information helps to clear this up in a-ha moments that reveal a bit of masterwork in the story’s chronological layout.

Sean Miller

There is also a more subtle aspect of the film that I found intriguing, and that is the use of technology. The two main video cameras are a somewhat professional level one and a cell phone, and there are indications of polaroid snapshots when there are issues with the digital captures. Also, there is the manipulation of images to make them sharper and clearer through professional means. So, we are dealing with high end and lower-level equipment, while contemplating a possible race of aliens with even further futuristic technology.

This has nothing to do with the film proper, but my one distraction was during a tense scene, when the camera pans over a box of LPs and I wanted to look through them. It seemed like the one in front was a picture disc. Yeah, I’m the kind of guy who stops a story when someone is talking in front of a bookshelf, and I check to see if I can tell what books are on the shelves. Sometimes I judge people by the books and music they keep. But I digress…

At nearly two hours, the film is a bit long, and some of the early footage (i.e., in the first 20 minutes or so) could have been culled a bit, but I must say, this could have been really dry, but Hamilton (the Hamiltons?), by mixing alien and poltergeist-type styles, managed to put together a documentary(ish) that is quite engaging and cohesive. As it delves on, it gets more compelling and enjoyable, right to the end, even if you can somewhat figure out what may be that conclusion.

 



Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Review: Conspiracy Theory



Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films, 2017
Images from the Internet

Conspiracy Theory [aka Lake on Fire]
Directed and edited by Jake Myers
Team Octagon / Ruthless Films / MVD Visual
79 minutes, 2016

The biggest complaint about the recent Paranormal Activity film series (starting in 2007) is not that it’s in the found footage genre, but rather that it takes way too long for anything of interest to happen. Arguably, a similar comment can be made about the granddaddy/-mommy of modern found footage, The Blair Witch Project (1999).

This waaaaaaait for it… aspect has been a key element of found footage since Project, at least. It’s annoying and pointless, and fills out a film to full length when it could have been a very comfortable 20-minute short (or even less). Some recent examples include The Purging Hour (2015) and The Devil’s Forest (2016, aka The Devil Complex). There definitely are ones that are enjoyable, like The Changing of Ben Moore (2015), but they are rare, and more so over time.

Rather than just a bunch of jocks/couples taping for no other reason than to film and accidentally capturing the mysterious whatever, this release has a premise: we meet the film crew to a “reality” cable show on the Mystery Channel called “Alien Engineers,” which posits that many of our modern structures, such as Las Vegas, the Hoover Dam and Lake Mead are constructs that use technology given to humans by the “grays.”

Ben Kobold
Leading this fivesome is its host, the heavily orange-skinned spray-tanned Bjorn Eriksson (Ben Kobold), along with the rest being his crew (cameras and sound), including the loony Britney Big Time (Jennifer Mills), the sensible Jamie Bragg (Jamie Mackie), the angry Brian (Brian Schroeck), and non-descript Brock (director Jake Myers). We watch them as they go to the locations I mentioned above, and most of them, well, acting like jerks both while the show is taping, and especially when just filming each other – and in Britney’s case, often herself(ies) while frequently sticking her tongue out.

To begin, let me discuss the good points, because there are a few. First of all, they nail the whole guerilla filmmaking down pretty well, as Bjorn interviews scientists and “man on the street” types, and manages to put words in everyone’s mouths, claiming that they were the ones that said it (reminding me of the more recent Melissa McCarthy SNL Sean Spicer spoofs). Bjorn keeps trying to goad interviewees into saying something controversial that is alien-related; or interrupts often like Charlie Rose, but more to “shock,” like Geraldo Rivera. This is both goofy and enjoyable to watch, as the people squirm, or are often bemused by it all, taking it in good fun.

Which brings me to another decent aspect, which is that there is a fine mixture of real people mixed with fictional characters, and sometimes it’s not always easy to tell one from the other, playing with story’s credibility in a fun way. For example, TD Barnes, who actually worked in Area 51 and has appeared in other films as himself, is questioned, much to his amusement, as Bjorn turns everything he says into something alien. Actors Scott Butler and David Liebe Hart also play themselves in cameos.

The tricky part is many of the other roles are people whose names are very similar to their real ones, such as Andrzej Stratos (played by Andy Seifer), Rizza Villalobos (Rizza Abrera; in case you miss it, the character’s name is “Wolf House”), and Erika Miller (Erika Michaels). My favorite ones are twins Toni and Traci Von Daniken, portrayed by twins Toni Van Laarhoven and Traci Van Laarhoven-Myers (I’m guessing a relation of the director). By the way, I checked, and Erick Von Daniken only had a single daughter, but I don’t know about grandkids. And, of course, there’s the difference between Van and Von.

Jennifer Mills
So, while those points are quite intriguing, ultimately the film fails overall for one basic and nearly constant reason: there is way too much filler crap with nothing to add to the story. For example, I really don’t need or care to see extended scenes of drinking in a hotel room bathroom or on the street, nor the crew gambling at a casino. One of the worst, though, was a third of the way in, as we travel along in a car with the crew while for long minutes Bjorn/Ben and Britney/Jennifer (good thing she’s cute) make up some ridiculous song about butt fisting; in the credits, it’s listed as “Fuck Town.” It’s not the rap per se, but just the sheer waste of time of it all as, again, it does absolutely nothing for the story.

It seems like a large part of the film is mostly a travelogue of home movies that doesn’t really mean or add up to anything, including character development. It’s almost like the crew (who are obviously friends as most have made other films together) wanted to go to Nevada on a trip, and figured if they made some kind of story about it, they could write off the expenses. While they seem to be having fun, it didn’t really transfer well to the audience (okay, to me; I’m not gonna talk for the rest). By the time of the rap, I was getting pissed with all the unnecessary bullshit.

I don’t think it’s going to take a rocket scientist (or extraterrestrial) to figure out by the end, at some point, it’s going to be a case of be careful what you wish for because it may come true. I won’t divulge the final moments, but the general idea is not only easy to figure out, well, just look at the image on the box or watch the trailer fer chrissake.

There is a kind of conspiracy theory going on, but whether it’s by the aliens or humans is left up to the viewer. The last 20 minutes or so are…okay, with about 10 interesting minutes here and there, but by far the best parts of this film are the interviews.

The only extras are the chapters. That’s okay, because I don’t think I would actually want to hear a full length commentary, or a Making Of featurette, since the nearly the entire film is actually the latter. Can we please have a moratorium on found footage now?