Text © Richard Gary / Indie Horror Films,
2016
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The Devil’s Complex
(aka The Devil's Forest; The Devil Within)
(aka The Devil's Forest; The Devil Within)
Directed by Mark
Evans
Lonely Crow Productions / itn
distribution / MVD Visual
80 minutes,
2016
The
Hoia-Baciu Forest is a real place in the Transylvania area of Romania, just
outside the city of Cluj, that is known as one of the most haunted forests in
the world. UFOs, ghosts, weird plants and trees, and images appearing in photos
are reportedly common there. It’s also infamous as a “Bermuda Triangle” where
people disappear. While the name of this film was originally The Devil Complex,” it kinda makes sense
that the DVD would be changed to add the word “Forest,” not to mention being
able to cash in on another film with a similar name about a mysterious woods in
Japan.
To
be honest, I’m a bit apprehensive about starting this one, for two reasons. No,
it’s not because I’m afraid it will scare me, but rather that it’s a found
footage film about a trio of filmmakers scared in the wood who – and here’s the
apprehensive part – “were never seen again.” Sound familiar?
I am
not one of the cult of The Blair Witch
Project (1999) [BWP], and found
nearly the whole thing extremely tedious, as I do with many other found footage
films. The whole term “never seen again” already tells the viewer way too much.
And I’ll tell yaz right now, if I see someone crying into the camera by
flashlight with snot running down their nose, I’m gonna lose it. But rather
than whine more, I’m turning the film on. See you on the other side (pun intended).
Maria Simona Arsu |
Right
at the front, we’re told they die. Woo-hoo, so no spoiler alert. Three go into the woods (no Stephen Sondheim pun
nor wit here): there is a student, Rachel (nerd-cute Maria Simona Arsu), and
two macho putzes, Tom the interpreter (Patrick Sebastian Negrean, and the
camera guy, Joe (Marius Dan Munteanu... yes, all three actors use three names).
Taking them as a guide is Mr. Dogaru (the deep-toned Bill Hutchens, who was in
the last two The Human Centipede films).
Near
the start, after immediately not liking the guys here, we are presented with a BWP – er – homage with the actors asking
the local populace (mostly non-actors, I believe) for stories about the forest,
and it certainly appears they are being honest of the culture of the place,
including one amusing skeptical guy.
For
some reason, they pick the dead of winter, with the forest full of snow, as the
time to go venturing, giving the first big whaaaaaaat?
moment. I’ve seen films of the actual forest, and even though people
are afraid of it, there are defined and easy to follow trails, so why go when
snow hides all that?
Now
I won’t give away much of the actual woooooo
(to be read as a spooky sound) moments of the film, but I will talk about
the framework, hopefully without too many spoilers.
After
a while, deep into the trek and a third of the way into the story, the guide
runs off, leaving the trio with no map, no food, and a lot of anger and
especially angst. So they walk through the snow, and bicker. And walk through
the snow. And walk through the snow. There’s nothing more exciting that
watching people walk through the snow except possibly watching people
keyboarding. Or watching people running
through a snowy forest in the dark by the light of the camera, as also occurs
(again, BWP).
And
that brings me to another question, and that is how long does a camera battery
last? How many did they bring? All I know is they run the camera the whole time
and never mention new batteries. And why am I thinking about that during a film
that is supposed to keep me jittery?
Yes,
there is the guy giving his final talk in the dark tent with the light of the
camera, but thankfully no snot, just drinking from a flask. Yet another
question is if we are going to spend so much time with these three characters,
why can’t they be likeable, so you feel something when anything happens. For at
least two of them, I think of the Darwin Awards: Really? Deep forest in the winter. With snow. In what is known to be a dangerous place, i.e., no
great loss to humanity, especially a fictional one.
This
really is a winterized version of BWP,
with the creepy house at the beginning rather than at the end (again, I’m sure
it’s a homage). All the tropes are there, the running and walking and kvetching
and being scared about… what again? Boy, I really want to discuss the ending
right now, but I won’t.
What
blood there is appears to have the consistency of chocolate syrup, and
certainly no exposed body parts in this weather.
The
only extra is the trailer, and not even a cursory offer of chapter choices. The
production is micro-budget to the point where the largest expense, other than
catering, was probably the art design of the poster or DVD cover.
The
film is like a cross between a haunted winter evening Robert Frost poem and
Poe, but without the eloquence. Perhaps it’s because it’s become cliché? Nah, I
felt this way about hand-held found footage films since I first saw BWP. Did I mention how much this is like
BWP? If you are/were a fan of BWP or hand-held running, or even found
footage films, this may be right up your alley. Me? I’m taking some Dramamine and
going to bed.
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